Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Q: What kind of horses are on that coin? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - A: "Quarter" horses!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caliope Cupcake #13981 Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Thanx for all the laughs pards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caliope Cupcake #13981 Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 why did the cookie go to the doctor? cuz she felt crummy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waimea Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Why is 6 afraid of 7? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Give up? - - - - - - - - -- Cause 7,8,9. - - - - - I have lots of neices and nephews. They all loved that joke when they were 6. If you don't get it you need to channel your inner 6 year old. Or just call a 6 year old. Waimea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorado Posted May 9, 2014 Author Share Posted May 9, 2014 Why was the boogieman afraid to go to bed? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Because he saw himself under it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 What's the red stuff between an elephant's toes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorado Posted May 9, 2014 Author Share Posted May 9, 2014 What's the red stuff between an elephant's toes? ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bama Red Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Slow natives? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Slow natives? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 A cowboy rode into town on Friday, stayed three days, and left on Friday. How'd he do that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Horse's name was Friday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Why don't you go in the jungle between 4 and 6 in the afternoon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorado Posted May 9, 2014 Author Share Posted May 9, 2014 Why don't you go in the jungle between 4 and 6 in the afternoon? Happy hour for the cannibals? Two cannibals were eating dinner. Cannibal1 says " Your wife sure makes good soup!" Cannibal 2 replys "Yeah, but I'm sure gonna miss her." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 What does a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce have in common? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Why don't you go in the jungle between 4 and 6 in the afternoon? Because that's when the elephants are jumping out of trees. Why are pygmies so short? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorado Posted May 9, 2014 Author Share Posted May 9, 2014 What does a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce have in common? Somebody loses a trailer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Because that's when the elephants are jumping out of trees. Why are pygmies so short? Because they go in the jungle between 4 and 6 in the afternoon. What's the difference between an elephant and a grape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 I got broad shoulders, blame it on me. But don't give them my address What does the broad you got 'em from look like without her shoulders? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Because they go in the jungle between 4 and 6 in the afternoon. What's the difference between an elephant and a grape. Seriously. Did you ever try to peel an elephant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jess Money Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his brother in the forest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 He had to, they didn't have indoor plumbing or outhouses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Mushman Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill with sunglassess on? Nothing........he did not recognize them....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Seriously. Did you ever try to peel an elephant? Actually, no. This is a three-part riddle. What's the difference between an elephant and a grape.-------- Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming --------- Here come the elephants. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming --------- Here come the grapes (she was colorblind). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caliope Cupcake #13981 Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 why did the elephant paint her toe-nails red? so she could hide in the strawberry patch. ever see an elephant in a strawberry patch?? works purdy good don' it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caliope Cupcake #13981 Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 What's the red stuff between an elephant's toes? strawberries?? Bg PLEEEZE--put the answer on the same post with the joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Scatterbrain Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Why did the chicken cross the road? To see a man lay bricks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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