Dorado Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and glue? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 You can tune a piano, and there is a tuna fish, but what about the glue? I knew you'd get stuck there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorado Posted May 8, 2014 Author Share Posted May 8, 2014 Awwww! You ruined it! Confused my nephew for quite a while with that one. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Branchwater Jack SASS #88854 Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 What did the momma buffalo say to her young bull when he went off to school? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Bye son Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Branchwater Jack SASS #88854 Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 What's cute, furry, walks on four legs, has pretty brown eyes, wags his tail a lot, barks, and is full of concrete? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 My college graduate daughter is helping me with these. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 What's cute, furry, walks on four legs, has pretty brown eyes, wags his tail a lot, barks, and is full of concrete? You stumped her on that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 What's cute, furry, walks on four legs, has pretty brown eyes, wags his tail a lot, barks, and is full of concrete? Forty Rod. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorado Posted May 8, 2014 Author Share Posted May 8, 2014 Forty Rod. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Branchwater Jack SASS #88854 Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 You stumped her on that one. It's a dog. Duh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Branchwater Jack SASS #88854 Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 I'm sure you're all wondering about the concrete... I just put it in there to make it hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 groan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorado Posted May 8, 2014 Author Share Posted May 8, 2014 I'm sure you're all wondering about the concrete... I just put it in there to make it hard. Yeah, I think we needed a ladder for that one. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Branchwater Jack SASS #88854 Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 I'm so bright, my daddy called me son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Forty Rod. Never heard it called concrete before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 What's the difference in a duck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Branchwater Jack SASS #88854 Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 What's the difference in a duck? One has feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 I'm so bright, my daddy called me son. And so sharp your head's got a point? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 How do you get down of an elephant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 a lint brush? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 You don't get down off an elephant. You get down off a duck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 oh, I thought maybe the duck exploded all over the elephant. My bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorado Posted May 8, 2014 Author Share Posted May 8, 2014 You don't get down off an elephant. You get down off a duck. What are you doing on a duck??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Awright, youse guys... The women here in the office are boilin' up some tar and pluckin' chickens ~ and it's your fault!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 I got broad shoulders, blame it on me. But don't give them my address Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Branchwater Jack SASS #88854 Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 What did the fisherman say to the card magician? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 What did the fisherman say to the card magician? Drawing a blank and my daughter ain't here to ask...what did he say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Branchwater Jack SASS #88854 Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Pick a cod. Any cod. I have a 11 year old who loves joke books. It could be a long thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 I have a recent college graduate who does too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorado Posted May 8, 2014 Author Share Posted May 8, 2014 Hey, when is a door also a jar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Branchwater Jack SASS #88854 Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 When my son goes outside and leaves it open Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorado Posted May 8, 2014 Author Share Posted May 8, 2014 When my son goes outside and leaves it open :D Yup. My nephew's the same way. Always leaves the door ajar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorado Posted May 8, 2014 Author Share Posted May 8, 2014 Ten Things I Know About You 1)You are reading this 2)You are human 3)You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips. 4)You just attempted to do it. 6)You are laughing at yourself 7)You have a smile on your face and you skipped No.5 8)You just checked to see if there is a No.5 9)You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does it too. 10)You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Story I read, years ago. The kids are telling riddles, and Mom wants in on it. She says, "I have one. When is a door not a door?" None of the kids knew, so she says, "When it's ajar. Ha ha ha". Kids are looking at each other - "Mom's lost it." Miz Smith, the lady next door, comes in the living room. "Hello. I knocked but I guess no one heard me, and the back door was ajar." Little Tommy says, "Hey, Miz Smith knows Mom's riddle." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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