Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 Fox news has an article where there are "AGGRESSIVE BEAVERS" attacking fishermen in Belarus. Either too much potato juice or else there may be a plot by the beavers to avenge the fur trade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 Maybe they've been into the local crop of whacky weed... nah, that would just mellow them out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted May 29, 2013 Author Share Posted May 29, 2013 These are not Colorado or Washington state beavers, Grizz. Not even Oregon Beavers, although i suspect a few of them have had some wacky weed. These are Belarus Beavers. Sounds like some kind of semi pro football team, doesn't it. Heck, maybe it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 Well, if they are getting overly aggressive they should lay off the 'roids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted May 29, 2013 Author Share Posted May 29, 2013 If a Beaver bites you, you got a big bite. Wonder if they have martial arts Beavers? Ones that will slap you with their tail and then bite your neck. Ouch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellowhouse Sam # 25171 Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 Probably kin to the guy Capstick mentioned in one of his books on dangerous game. Seems the fella tried to take a pictire of himself petting a lioness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted May 29, 2013 Author Share Posted May 29, 2013 Sounds like these Beavers are much more dangerous than a female lioness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 I gotta behave myself, I gotta behave myself, I gotta behave myself, I gotta behave myself, I gotta behave myself, I gotta behave myself, this is HARD!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted May 29, 2013 Author Share Posted May 29, 2013 No Doubt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellowhouse Sam # 25171 Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 Sounds like these Beavers are much more dangerous than a female lioness. Same ending except the one that petted the lion also got et. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellowhouse Sam # 25171 Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 I gotta behave myself, I gotta behave myself, I gotta behave myself, I gotta behave myself, I gotta behave myself, I gotta behave myself, this is HARD!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 I'm TRYIN' to be a good girl at least until me and Purdy Boy get finished with our story (if we ever do).....ya'll don't have to be temptin' me like this....you know behavin' ain't that easy fer me to begin with...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted May 29, 2013 Author Share Posted May 29, 2013 That might prove to be a difficult task for you, Mary. But then again, you could set a new standard. But before you do, remember that good girls go to heaven; bad girls go everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 I went in the back yard a few nights ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted May 29, 2013 Author Share Posted May 29, 2013 Yes, the neighbors told us....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 I've had a few pissed off river otters try to kick my butt. And beavers are bigger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 Whut did you do to piss off otters??? Or do I not want to know..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 One of my great uncles was killed by a raccoon. Nature does weird things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Whut did you do to piss off otters??? Or do I not want to know..... I got in their face. Apparently they don't like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 You should have just offered to play with them.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted May 30, 2013 Author Share Posted May 30, 2013 We have BLACK BELT RABBITS. The SQUIRRELS ARE JUST NUTS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolan Kraps, SASS # 24084 Life Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro - Hunter S. Thompson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted May 30, 2013 Author Share Posted May 30, 2013 After reading another article, apparently these beavers KILLED the guy. Whoa, tough beavers. According to the article, they were almost extinct in the early last century. Then they re introduced them and they flourished. Now there are some 80K in that area and over crowding has caused them to become aggressive. Sounds like it is time for some prime beaver hats.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubborn Dutchman, SASS # 61363 Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 I'm not saying anything about playing with beavers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 I'm not saying anything about playing with beavers. SD...see post #8....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubborn Dutchman, SASS # 61363 Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 SD...see post #8....... I have less control Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted May 30, 2013 Author Share Posted May 30, 2013 Playing with beavers is dangerous, no doubt about that. Some are downright Vicious. Or so I have been told. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bama Red Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Lordy, lordy, I got to stop readin' this thread 'fore I say somethin' that will get Miss Mo mad at me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 I gotta behave myself, I gotta behave myself, I gotta behave myself, I gotta behave myself, I gotta behave myself, I gotta behave myself, I don't like behaving myself!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bama Red Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Me neither!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamond S Doug Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Why did I think of a red light district..(bad Doug, behave) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 I gotta behave myself, I gotta behave myself, I gotta behave myself, I gotta behave myself, I gotta behave myself, I gotta behave myself, I don't like behaving myself!! Any action or inaction is behavior. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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