Krazy Kajun Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked Director Epstein what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said Director Epstein, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup." "No." said Director Epstein, "A normal person would pull the plug. Now, do you want a bed near the door or window?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EE Taft Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curley Fryes Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 I like it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 ..... window bed please .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 Excellent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Sarge Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 Good one!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted August 25, 2012 Share Posted August 25, 2012 Sorry, I already have the window bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoss Posted August 25, 2012 Share Posted August 25, 2012 Traveling salesman, driving past mental institution at night, in a driving rain, has a flat tire. Stops to change it. While changing tire in the pouring rain becomes aware that a patient is standing on the other side of the fence, just watching him. As the salesman is putting the spare on, he inadvertently kicks over the hubcap holding the lug nuts into the rain-filled ditch, losing them. he is stumped, no cell service, not a house in sight, just him and the mental case standing in the rain. The patient says " take a lug nut off of each of the other 3 wheels, and put them on. That will hold you until you get somewhere to buy more, but drive slow and check them every few miles" the salesman does it, and as he is finishing up he thanks the patient and says "friend, I Never would have thought of that, what are you doing in there?" the guy says "I may be crazy, but I ain't stupid! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted August 25, 2012 Share Posted August 25, 2012 Sorry, I already have the window bed. ...... darn ..... now the elephants will get me ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cripple jimmy Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Jake1001 Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Always have to have 8 fishsticks, Woppner at 8:00. 246 toothpicks. Jake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wild Will Bartell Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 I'd-a used the cup if the tub was filled with beer. Just sayin'.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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