Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 They are Hanging Badger Tonight! The day had started out just fine, the morning soft and warm. But soon the distant dust clouds announced folks from ranch and farm. Folks came from far and near, Toostone was filling fast. They hadn't seen such excitment in anybody's remembered past. The story that went around and caused quite a stir, was of how the fight got started, and how Badger had called Ned, a cur. Seems Ned was a cowboy, he had quite a sordid past. Came out from the Nations, Some said that he was fast. Now Badger was a mean ole cuss. Nobody cared for him at all. He would take candy from the children, and steal your horse from it's stall. Story was that poor ole Ned, stumbling through the swinging doors, Bumped into ole Badger just as he began to pour. There ole Badger stood, with beer on his shirt. The look in his eye, said somebody is going to get hurt. Ned started to laugh, he thought it was a sight. But it was really the beginning of this historical fight. Badger called Ned a cur, and began to swear and cuss. Ned, in his drunken state didn't see why all the fuss. But Badger drew his pistol and shot poor ole cowboy Ned The Saloon got deathly quiet on the floor lay Ned, dead. Well, the sheriff came so fast, with his deputies to arrest. Badger the killer, with beer still on his chest. The trial was quickly over, The Judge said you must hang. Badger swore at the judge and said he didn't give a dang. So they took him to the jail house and locked him up right tight. They were going to hang him later that very next night. There was only one big flaw when they brought his last meal There was a big plate of beans, not a real big deal, Badger ate the beans, they filled him right up tight. Then he took out a cigar and asked for a light. The match was barely lit according to the tale, when there came a chilling boom, destroying the jail. They never hung ole Badger, They are looking for him still. Some say he went to Glory, Others say he never will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 Well done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashpowder Hal Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 Ah'd say it were Rare, .... quite rare Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 So.....if you got blowed up is this bein' writ posthumorously? Right good pome, Hoss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted September 14, 2011 Author Share Posted September 14, 2011 I am a figbar of your imagination. :lol: Thank you for the compliment. It was a compliment, wasn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swifty Morgan Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 Well done! Drinks are on! on Flash's tab!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montana Slick, SASS #64415 Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 Good one Badger, Purple tofu comes to mind tho,mmmmm I wonder.. Flashes tab, Badgers wallet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 I am a figbar of your imagination. :lol: Thank you for the compliment. It was a compliment, wasn't it? Hell yeah, it was. Can't you tell any more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 Leave it to someone named Badger to cheat us out of a perfectly good hanging! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 Guys I got a GOOD used rope from FT. SMITH Barely used , CB Don't think Maladon saw me get it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boss Hoss Fly #63711 Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 Ya dun gud Badger! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 Hey Folks What is the date of the Intrenational Get after Badger Day ?? CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boss Hoss Fly #63711 Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 Hey Folks What is the date of the Intrenational Get after Badger Day ?? CB 5th Saterday of ever 13th month-------------- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 OK I guess that would wor* , if ya had a calander Guess I will just keep gettin on BMCs nerves , just all in good fun CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted September 15, 2011 Author Share Posted September 15, 2011 Only got one, Bill, but it is a biggen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Do y'all need another rope>? lol... Or some help? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted September 15, 2011 Author Share Posted September 15, 2011 You know, I was lying abed last night when this came to me. I got up and wrote it this morning. Wonder if I got a rope waiting for me somewhere? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cherokee Charlie Regulator #4967 Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Badger, my friend you have made the big time. You are now pulp history, a legend, a purveyor of words,man of the hour. You da man!!!!!!! Great poem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted September 15, 2011 Author Share Posted September 15, 2011 OH MY GOSH! I did all that? I thot it were just a funny story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucky Buscadero, SASS #73085 Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 I think you must have misheard what they were saying. Here, I'll fix it fer you - They never hung ole Badger, They are looking for him still. Some say he went to Glory, Others say he never will. Others said Over the Hill! Regardless, that's a fine and funny pome! Bucky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted September 17, 2011 Author Share Posted September 17, 2011 Bucky, I would never go over the hill. I can't climb that far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 Just when I wondered what to do after my shower... this thread popped up... I know.. I know.. I can knit a rope.. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted September 17, 2011 Author Share Posted September 17, 2011 Knit a rope? Knit a rope! Knit a rope! How does one knit a rope? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 Knit a rope? Knit a rope! Knit a rope! How does one knit a rope? Just wait.. okay how much do yiou weigh? So I will know the test strength of the yarn.. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted September 17, 2011 Author Share Posted September 17, 2011 I'm svelte. I weigh around 150 pounds. If I stand on one foot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 I'm svelte. I weigh around 150 pounds. If I stand on one foot. And if you are seated on horse back with a noose? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rooster Ron Wayne Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 WOW YOU ARE A SILVER TONGED DEVIL. WE DID NOT KNOW YOU WERE ON THIS LEVEL. YOU ARE A COWBOY NOT A POET BUT FROM THAT STORY YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW IT. BADGER GOT AWAY FREE FROM JOHNY LAW BUT I SEEN HIM LAST WEEK AT TOWN HALL . HE WAS LOOKING FOR THE JUDGE TO FINISH HIS FIGHT . HE FELT HE WAS NOT JUDGED FAIR OR RIGHT . BADGER MIGHT GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS A MAN WHO WENT ON TO GLORY . BUT HELP FROM SOME PARDS THERE MIGHT BE MORE TO THE STORY ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denver Don Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 i miss all the fun ... was gonna sell me some jerkey to the crowed .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashpowder Hal Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 Naw, This jerk'he escaped da' rope an iz onda run Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 You know, I was lying abed last night when this came to me. I got up and wrote it this morning. Wonder if I got a rope waiting for me somewhere? I can provide a list of places you'd do well to avoid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rooster Ron Wayne Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 This story is not over There is more to be said . Im dawgone shire badgers not dead ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chili Pepper Kid, SASS #60463 Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 Good pome Badger!! CPK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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