Ridgetop Rich - SASS#42606 Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 Driving home from the movie tonight (Battle for LA, I give it 3 1/2 stars) with my lovey wife Sunset Jane, there were about 5 police cars with lights flashing in front of the aforementioned famous restaurant. My wife, with a completely straight face, noted. "Big bust at Hooters tonight." About 30 seconds later she realized what she said. (Maybe it was the amused look on my face) now THAT was a HOOT! RR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfgang, SASS #53480 Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 . . . . . . If two were being escorted to a police care out front . . . then how about "double busted at hooters" . . . ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Duncan Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 Police preformed a though investigation, there wasn't anything (or anyone) they didn't examine closely... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 It was all a misunderstanding They were selling Hot Wings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfgang, SASS #53480 Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 It was all a misunderstanding They were selling Hot Wings. . . . . not a two breasts for the price of one special ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foul Mouth Frank Shutz Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 And the LA Times describes the gawkers telling lame jokes as, "Just a bunch of boobs". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mean Matt McCord, SASS #24683 Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 Did they put the perps in "handcups"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayes Greener Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 Rich can you keep us abreast of the local news reports on that Hooters raid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgetop Rich - SASS#42606 Posted March 26, 2011 Author Share Posted March 26, 2011 Well, with all the cops that showed up, the odds were definitely "stacked" against him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgetop Rich - SASS#42606 Posted March 26, 2011 Author Share Posted March 26, 2011 one officer quoted... "you should have seen the look on the perps face when he got caught in the headlights" :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgetop Rich - SASS#42606 Posted March 26, 2011 Author Share Posted March 26, 2011 I also understand that a couple of bouncers assisted with the arrest! :P Ridgetop (someone stop me please!) Rich Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgetop Rich - SASS#42606 Posted March 26, 2011 Author Share Posted March 26, 2011 the first officer that arrived at the scene was quoted saying... "we were aware that there were dangerous melons, I mean felons inside, and considered waiting for backup, but my parter shouted, "damn the torpedoes! I'm going in!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uno Mas SASS #80082 Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 . Waitresses were questioned closely; "Are those real, or are they Mammorex?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swifty Morgan Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 Time fer a little nip! Pass the juggs around!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron Pony Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 Rich you should get a big prize for not driving off the road laughing and its even better then when the department prosecutor asked me if I'd like a bite of her muffin. This infront of several of the officers and one of my dispatchers. Keeping a straight face and declining was real real tough, however the other folks in the room did not forget it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgetop Rich - SASS#42606 Posted March 27, 2011 Author Share Posted March 27, 2011 Update, video of the arrest. More at 11! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeremiah Sullivan Posted March 27, 2011 Share Posted March 27, 2011 Rich you should get a big prize for not driving off the road laughing and its even better then when the department prosecutor asked me if I'd like a bite of her muffin. This infront of several of the officers and one of my dispatchers. Keeping a straight face and declining was real real tough, however the other folks in the room did not forget it. Puts a feller mindful of the biggest social event ever seen over in Stanley, New Mexico Territory. It was back when Tijeras Kate finally agreed to marry the Estancia Kid. On the one condition that the rest of the cowboys from the Oh-Bar-Oh promise no hi-inks, remained mostly sober, and that the ceremony follow the lead of a fancy Saint Louis wedding as reported in the Territorial Star and Fishwrap. Oh, it took a lot of fixin and doin, but the big day arrived and all the pards was in thar Sunday best and true to promise there warn't no drop of whiskey to be smelled on a single breath. The Bride was wary, but it all went well, just like in the newspaper account from back east until during the processional up the aisle of the Stanley Community Church and Dry Goods Store, the flower girl stumbled, causing the ring-bearer to fall and drop the ring just as ol' Cookie, with a long knitted scarf wrapped around his face and neck, ran through the church accosting the women with a goodly squeeze right where they least expected it. Well, thangs finally quieted down and the mortified bride did exchange her promises with the Estancia Kid. But that night, she had a big What-For conversation with her new husband, demanding to know what THAT was all about.... Well the new bridegroom was somewhat perplexed as he pointed to the newspaper story and read out that "Darlin' it sez right here...'during the bridal processional, the flower girl stumbled, causing the ring-bearer to trip and drop the ring...while a muffled titter ran through the crowd'." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgetop Rich - SASS#42606 Posted March 27, 2011 Author Share Posted March 27, 2011 Here we are, 6000 years after the creation of man and we are still completely fascinated with em. I'm tellin ya, the Good Lord knew what he was doing when he made those things! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steeldust Dan, SASS #2631Life Posted March 27, 2011 Share Posted March 27, 2011 My favorite song is... ...Thanks for the Mammaries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Lizard Posted March 27, 2011 Share Posted March 27, 2011 Here we are, 6000 years after the creation of man and we are still completely fascinated with em. I'm tellin ya, the Good Lord knew what he was doing when he made those things! Big ones or little ones?? Texas Lizard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgetop Rich - SASS#42606 Posted March 27, 2011 Author Share Posted March 27, 2011 Big ones or little ones?? Texas Lizard All of em, Tex. All of em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foul Mouth Frank Shutz Posted March 27, 2011 Share Posted March 27, 2011 Big ones or little ones?? Texas Lizard To try and quote the great Ron White, "I can tell you from personal experience, if you've seen one of them (dramatic pause) you want to see them all". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted March 27, 2011 Share Posted March 27, 2011 Hooters is a fun place to eat. Guaranteat! Guaranteed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfgang, SASS #53480 Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 I always loved the line in "Cable Houge" . . . the no good preacher said, "Isn't it wonderous how the lord gave women just the right number and put them in just the right place." Cable replied, . . "where did you think he would put them ? . . on their ass ?" Probably not a exactly accruate quote. . . but the gist of it is the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfgang, SASS #53480 Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 Ridgetop Rich . . . that wuz a good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SGT. QUINCANNON, SASS #32999 Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 Well, gotta go! TA TA for now! Sgt. Q. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 C'mon y'all ..... don't be makin' boobs of yergoodselfs .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foul Mouth Frank Shutz Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 C'mon y'all ..... don't be makin' boobs of yergoodselfs .... We're just sticking to what we know. Practice makes perfect as the old saying goes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 We're just sticking to what we know. Practice makes perfect as the old saying goes. ............. werx fer me ......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spur Strap SASS # 57161 Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 Those busted ladies will be haunted by their mammories of that night for the rest of their lives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfgang, SASS #53480 Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 Those busted ladies will be haunted by their mammories of that night for the rest of their lives. . . . that is a gud un . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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