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order a drink with these ingredients:

 

Slo Gin

 

Southern Comfort

 

Vodka and OJ

 

Wallbanger ingredients....and a few other things i forget

 

BarTender will tell ya what it is.....

 

A girl I used to date always wanted to try one but refused to call it by name...

 

myself these days a shot and a water back, or good wine...at my house

 

 

curley

 

 

I remember those.. what is a walbanger anyhow? lol

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What is in these drinks.. lol.. they are so funny... I love the absolut sex.. lol.. eveing prayer.. geesh.. lol.. how cool..

 

There are variations on all recipes

 

Monkey Gland

 

•2 oz gin

•1 oz orange juice

•1/4 oz grenadine

•1 dash absinthe

•orange slice for garnish

 

Preparation:

1.Swirl a dash of absinthe in a chilled cocktail glass to coat it, then dump any excess liqueur

2.Pour the other ingredients into a cocktail shaker with ice cubes.

3.Shake well.

4.Strain into the cocktail glass.

5.Garnish with the orange slice or a burnt orange peel.

 

Corpse Reviver

 

Now this is a fun, stylish cocktail for Halloween parties. It pairs well in a dark cocktail menu with the Black Martini for a little scare with some class. The story of the Corpse Reviver is that of a drink "taken before 11 a.m., or whenever steam and energy are needed," according to The Savoy Cocktail Book (Harry Craddock, 1930).

Ingredients:

•2 oz apple brandy

•3/4 oz brandy

•1/2 oz sweet vermouth

Preparation:

1.Pour the ingredients into a cocktail shaker with ice.

2.Stir well.

3.Strain into a chilled cocktail glass.

 

The Negroni cocktail is made of one part gin, one part sweet vermouth, and one part bitters, traditionally Campari. It is considered an apéritif, a pre-dinner cocktail intended to stimulate the appetite.

 

How to make a Wild Sex Cocktail Recipe - Ingredients

 

1 oz Malibu Coconut Rum

1/2 oz peach schnapps

1/2 oz Bacardi

1 oz orange juice

1 oz cranberry juice

1 oz pineapple juice

1/2 oz grenadine syrup

 

Mix all ingredients in a cocktail shaker / stirrer and pour into an unusually shaped glass. Add Crushed Ice and decorations to create a great Malibu drink from an easy to make recipe!

 

Absolut Sex

 

The Absolut Sex cocktail derives its name from the "Absolut" brand of vodkas. The other half, the "sex" one, comes from the fact that the originators of this drink thought that their product was tasted so good that it was absolutely sexy. Sure, it may just be a cute play on words. But, take one sip of an Absolut Sex and you'll realize that it's also a very good cocktail.

 

 

1. Start by filling your rocks glass entirely full of ice.

2. Let the glass chill for several minutes.

3. Pour in the Absolut Kurant and melon liqueur.

4. Stir to combine the ingredients thoroughly.

5. Add the cranberry juice.

6. Stir, once again, to combine.

7. Top the drink with a dash or two of lemon-lime soda.

8. Garnish with a slice of lemon, or lime, if you want a more refined look.

 

Skinny Pirate

0.25 Lemon

3 oz. Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum

5 oz. Tab Cola

Mixing Instruction

Coat highball glass with juice of 1/4 lemon. Mix rum and diet Tab soda over crushed ice. Enjoy, Baby!

 

 

Found many references to Evening prayer but no recipes

 

Evening in Paris

4 oz peach vodka

2 oz pineapple juice

2 oz orange juice

1 ozfresh lemon juice

2 oz 7-Up® soda

2 tsp sugar

 

Pour the pineapple juice, orange juice, lemon juice, peach vodka and sugar into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well for 30 seconds. Pour unstrained into a large glass (hurricane or otherwise) and add 7-UP. Stir briefly and serve.

 

Morning Prayer

2 Parts Vermouth, Sweet

1 Part Campari

Soda Water

 

Fill a chilled highball glass with ice cubes. Add campari and and vermouth, sweet. Topup with soda water.

 

Maiden's Prayer

1 1/2 oz gin

1/2 oz triple sec

1 oz lemon juice

 

Shake all ingredients with ice, strain into a cocktail glass, and serve.

 

Maiden No-More1 1/2 oz gin

1/2 oz triple sec

1 tsp brandy

1 oz lemon juice

 

Combine ingredients in a shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well and strain into a cocktail glass.

 

Cactus Jack

2 oz Jack Daniel's® Tennessee whiskey

6 oz Cactus Cooler® orange-pineapple soda

4 oz pineapple juice

 

Add all ingredients to a beer mug, stir and serve.

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When I was much younger and a bouncer in a club, the big hubub drink was "A slow comfortable screw against a wall..." Never cared for it too much myself... Now the lovely Ms. Maggie :ph34r::blush::blink: prefers a variation of the slippery nipple called a Buttery Nipple... Buttershot and Bailys... I have to say it's not bad at all... the drink either... :ph34r:

 

 

Vaya con Dios

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I had a really nice drink not so long ago...not sure if it had a name to we could come up with a fun one. It was vanilla vodka and pineapple juice. It was really good.

 

A Russian-Mexican Hula Dancer?

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I remember those.. what is a walbanger anyhow? lol

 

Wallbanger= Harvey Wallbanger

 

Vodka

orange juice

Galliano

Orange Slice

marachino cherry

 

never had one.

 

If yer ever in the Seal Beach area go to Walts Wharf, have the grilled artichoke and order a "Blue Whale"......they serve em in a 27oz pilsner glass with a cute umbrella on top....hmmmmm

 

curley

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Chocolate Cake Shooter recipe

 

1/2 shot Absolut® Citron vodka or vanilla vodka

1/2 shot Frangelico® hazelnut liqueur

1 lemon wedge dipped in sugar

 

Mix equal parts Absolut Citron or vanilla vodka and Frangelico into a shot glass.

Drink the shot, and follow it immediately by sucking on a sugar-coated lemon wedge.

 

I swear it tastes like chocolate cake. I didn't believe it either til I tried it.

You will say "That's amazing!"

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All of these drinks hasta have fresh Oysters on the half shell, kin y'all do a dozen? :) LOL

 

 

How bout a really ripe road kill possem on da half shell ?! (Armadillo) :)

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A shot of Forty Rod. One shot and start walking. You're good for forty rods before it kicks in.

 

Also known as Block And Tackle. One shot and you'll walk a block (40 rods, 220 yards, 660 feet, 1 furlong, 1/8 mile, etc.) and tackle a grizzly bear.

 

Sometimes referred to as Who Hit John.

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If you'd like something a little different try a Cement Mixer. Here's how it goes:

* 1 part Bailey's Irish Cream

* 1 part Lime juice (lemon juice may be substituted)

Take the Cream and sip the juice. Swirl it around and it will solidify in the mouth. The acid the the juice will curdle the cream and stick to you're teeth and mouth.

 

Or a simple Coke and Vodka, mixed right, it tastes like vanilla coke and no burn.

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There are variations on all recipes

 

Monkey Gland

 

•2 oz gin

•1 oz orange juice

•1/4 oz grenadine

•1 dash absinthe

•orange slice for garnish

 

Preparation:

1.Swirl a dash of absinthe in a chilled cocktail glass to coat it, then dump any excess liqueur

2.Pour the other ingredients into a cocktail shaker with ice cubes.

3.Shake well.

4.Strain into the cocktail glass.

5.Garnish with the orange slice or a burnt orange peel.

 

Corpse Reviver

 

Now this is a fun, stylish cocktail for Halloween parties. It pairs well in a dark cocktail menu with the Black Martini for a little scare with some class. The story of the Corpse Reviver is that of a drink "taken before 11 a.m., or whenever steam and energy are needed," according to The Savoy Cocktail Book (Harry Craddock, 1930).

Ingredients:

•2 oz apple brandy

•3/4 oz brandy

•1/2 oz sweet vermouth

Preparation:

1.Pour the ingredients into a cocktail shaker with ice.

2.Stir well.

3.Strain into a chilled cocktail glass.

 

The Negroni cocktail is made of one part gin, one part sweet vermouth, and one part bitters, traditionally Campari. It is considered an apéritif, a pre-dinner cocktail intended to stimulate the appetite.

 

How to make a Wild Sex Cocktail Recipe - Ingredients

 

1 oz Malibu Coconut Rum

1/2 oz peach schnapps

1/2 oz Bacardi

1 oz orange juice

1 oz cranberry juice

1 oz pineapple juice

1/2 oz grenadine syrup

 

Mix all ingredients in a cocktail shaker / stirrer and pour into an unusually shaped glass. Add Crushed Ice and decorations to create a great Malibu drink from an easy to make recipe!

 

Absolut Sex

 

The Absolut Sex cocktail derives its name from the "Absolut" brand of vodkas. The other half, the "sex" one, comes from the fact that the originators of this drink thought that their product was tasted so good that it was absolutely sexy. Sure, it may just be a cute play on words. But, take one sip of an Absolut Sex and you'll realize that it's also a very good cocktail.

 

 

1. Start by filling your rocks glass entirely full of ice.

2. Let the glass chill for several minutes.

3. Pour in the Absolut Kurant and melon liqueur.

4. Stir to combine the ingredients thoroughly.

5. Add the cranberry juice.

6. Stir, once again, to combine.

7. Top the drink with a dash or two of lemon-lime soda.

8. Garnish with a slice of lemon, or lime, if you want a more refined look.

 

Skinny Pirate

0.25 Lemon

3 oz. Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum

5 oz. Tab Cola

Mixing Instruction

Coat highball glass with juice of 1/4 lemon. Mix rum and diet Tab soda over crushed ice. Enjoy, Baby!

 

 

Found many references to Evening prayer but no recipes

 

Evening in Paris

4 oz peach vodka

2 oz pineapple juice

2 oz orange juice

1 ozfresh lemon juice

2 oz 7-Up® soda

2 tsp sugar

 

Pour the pineapple juice, orange juice, lemon juice, peach vodka and sugar into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well for 30 seconds. Pour unstrained into a large glass (hurricane or otherwise) and add 7-UP. Stir briefly and serve.

 

Morning Prayer

2 Parts Vermouth, Sweet

1 Part Campari

Soda Water

 

Fill a chilled highball glass with ice cubes. Add campari and and vermouth, sweet. Topup with soda water.

 

Maiden's Prayer

1 1/2 oz gin

1/2 oz triple sec

1 oz lemon juice

 

Shake all ingredients with ice, strain into a cocktail glass, and serve.

 

Maiden No-More1 1/2 oz gin

1/2 oz triple sec

1 tsp brandy

1 oz lemon juice

 

Combine ingredients in a shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well and strain into a cocktail glass.

 

Cactus Jack

2 oz Jack Daniel's® Tennessee whiskey

6 oz Cactus Cooler® orange-pineapple soda

4 oz pineapple juice

 

Add all ingredients to a beer mug, stir and serve.

 

 

Monkey gland I can not imagine getting that past my lips.. lol

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I went out to the local Wally World last night to pick up some tequila.............

 

..........And I noticed that they finally started carrying Bushmill's Irish whiskey. :D

 

 

Grabbed a bottle of each and started towards the door......... :D

 

 

Got to the check out .......and got carded!!!

 

I didn't have my ID.......... :P;)

 

 

Had to go all the way back home (To the dinner and party that was slowly brewing at my house) and someone handed me the bottle of Captain Morgan..........

 

Needless to say, I didn't get back to get my Bushmill's or my Tequila.................... ;)

 

.........And I've had a headache all day..................... ;)

 

 

~EE (who gotz alot of Captain in him) Taft~

 

Yo hoho and a bottle of (hIcCuP) Rum!!

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Don't worry, EE.

 

Just have some Hair of da Dog dat bite ya, dats all.

 

Be better den good as new !! ;)

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When I was in college there was a guy that tried one that he called The Pile Driver. It was prune juice and vodka. Never though that I would like that one.

 

The strongest drink in the world:

 

Kryptonite & Prune Juice, It will knock the crap out of Superman.

 

 

When I was in the Navy, I tried a Skullbuster.

 

Served at the Bar in the San Juan Hilton, it was seven shots of different kinds of rum,

 

served in a mug shaped like a human skull.

 

The bet was that if you could drink two of them,

 

they and the rest of your drinks, for the night were free.

 

I passed out after the first one. :FlagAm:

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All of these drinks hasta have fresh Oysters on the half shell, kin y'all do a dozen? :FlagAm: LOL

I've given up on the oysters after a friend told me they were a guaranteed aphrodisiac.

 

I tried a dozen of them one night and dang it all if three of them didn't work.

 

Never bothered again with them.

 

 

on another note - I just can't abide those fru-fru drinks - they make my teeth itch.

 

I prefer a good single malt with a smidge of water - or a good Hendrik's gin martini - extremely dry thank you, with a twist.

 

other than that - I'm happy with a good old vine Zin or a good Merlot.

 

My needs are simple - I like the best.

 

BTW - there are drink catalogs out there oyu can download for free for your iPhones and such that have

up to 7000 drink recipes in them - so you can imagine the possibilities . . . .

 

 

SC

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Liquid cocaine:

 

1 shot Goldschlager

1 shot peppermint schnapps

1 shot Jagermeister liqueur

 

pour them all into a glass

chug

die

 

That almost sounds too painful to puke up...........

 

..............And I drink tequila by the gallon at times!

 

~EE Taft~

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The strongest drink in the world:

 

Kryptonite & Prune Juice, It will knock the crap out of Superman.

 

 

When I was in the Navy, I tried a Skullbuster.

 

Served at the Bar in the San Juan Hilton, it was seven shots of different kinds of rum,

 

served in a mug shaped like a human skull.

 

The bet was that if you could drink two of them,

 

they and the rest of your drinks, for the night were free.

 

I passed out after the first one. :)

 

 

Stop.. loll the visuals are killing me.. loll

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I read today that you can have up to glasses of wine and it is still healthy.. so are the 64 oz glasses? lol.. If they are I would be out stone cold and a truck running over me.. loll So, I ask you how healthy is that anyhow??? lol

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I read today that you can have up to glasses of wine and it is still healthy.. so are the 64 oz glasses? lol.. If they are I would be out stone cold and a truck running over me.. loll So, I ask you how healthy is that anyhow??? lol

 

 

64 oz glasses ? :blush:

 

 

How bout 31 oz glass of whiskey ?? :D

 

 

Now, dat'll git yur shorts smoke'in !!!! :D

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