Deja Vous Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 The first time I heard the phrase "fuzzy navel" I could not stop laughing.. it still is funny to me. Never tasted one, but the name is sappy silly. So, I read drink menus just to see the names.. but I don't try them. I have had a sip here and there of stuff... but the names are so funny.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EE Taft Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 One drink always conjures up stranger thoughts fer me................ My wife will order one every now and again and I just have to stop and give her a half scared look. I mean, look at me.......Rough tough cowboy standin' next to a woman that orders a Green Weenie!! I just turn and go back to the table from the bar quietly and quickly. ~EE(I'm not sure I want to sign my name to this one.)Taft~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 Lets see......... "Slippery Nipple" "Sex on da beach" Sunset Sex On Da Beach" "Gasoline Alley" "Climax".....Wifey drank one.........it didnt happen !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montana Slick, SASS #64415 Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 Fuzzy Naval? Sound like mold on an orange.LOL lol lol lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 Not a weird name, but a tasty drink Toasted Almond, Kahlua, Amaretto and cream. I can't believe I spelled those right the first time.. Any more I just drink scotch and water on the rocks, hold the scotch. Grizz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted January 15, 2011 Author Share Posted January 15, 2011 One drink always conjures up stranger thoughts fer me................ My wife will order one every now and again and I just have to stop and give her a half scared look. I mean, look at me.......Rough tough cowboy standin' next to a woman that orders a Green Weenie!! I just turn and go back to the table from the bar quietly and quickly. ~EE(I'm not sure I want to sign my name to this one.)Taft~ Really that is a real drink.. oh my gosh,.. lol... Hulk comes t mind.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted January 15, 2011 Author Share Posted January 15, 2011 Lets see......... "Slippery Nipple" "Sex on da beach" Sunset Sex On Da Beach" "Gasoline Alley" "Climax".....Wifey drank one.........it didnt happen !! Allies let me taste her slippery nipple at GFBJL... never heard of the others though... lol.. Climax.. okay whats in it? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted January 15, 2011 Author Share Posted January 15, 2011 Fuzzy Naval? Sound like mold on an orange.LOL lol lol lol Now I never thought of it that way before.. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted January 15, 2011 Author Share Posted January 15, 2011 Not a weird name, but a tasty drink Toasted Almond, Kahlua, Amaretto and cream. I can't believe I spelled those right the first time.. Any more I just drink scotch and water on the rocks, hold the scotch. Grizz I like the taste of Whiskey, straight up just can not drink a lot of it. JJJ"s gave me a licorce drink and it was good but about burned my throat out.. So, he added water, it got me feeling pretty warm and guzzy very fast.. I hated to drive home, but I was fine really... Just not use to drinking is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 Allies let me taste her slippery nipple at GFBJL... never heard of the others though... lol.. Climax.. okay whats in it? lol Ok. I aint gonna touch dat one !!! EE, help me out here!! "Climax" recpie: 2 shots of every liquor in da bar, mixed wif a very little bit of O.J. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EE Taft Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 Allies let me taste her slippery nipple at GFBJL... never heard of the others though... lol.. Climax.. okay whats in it? lol See, that's why I stick to the basics........ You can be sunday mornin' sober and still talk yerself into a hole with these new fangled drinks. If I drink a mixed drink (very seldom) it's a tequila sunrise. If anyone comes along and says "Here, taste my slippery nipple!" ............Well, I just don't know what I'd do. ~EE(sorry, but you dug that hole yerself)Taft~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 One drink always conjures up stranger thoughts fer me................ My wife will order one every now and again and I just have to stop and give her a half scared look. I mean, look at me.......Rough tough cowboy standin' next to a woman that orders a Green Weenie!! I just turn and go back to the table from the bar quietly and quickly. ~EE(I'm not sure I want to sign my name to this one.)Taft~ Oh I can see it now; Ruff, tuff cowpoke wif a drink in his hand. Nother ruff, tuff cowpoke walks up and asks "What cha drinkin, friend?" "Green Weenie" Ruff, tuff cowpoke raises his glass and pinky finger and drinks.... Other ruff, tuff cowpoke walks out da bar, thinkin he's in da wrong bar !!! Yur wife has a great sence of humor !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 See, that's why I stick to the basics........ You can be sunday mornin' sober and still talk yerself into a hole with these new fangled drinks. If I drink a mixed drink (very seldom) it's a tequila sunrise. If anyone comes along and says "Here, taste my slippery nipple!" ............Well, I just don't know what I'd do. ~EE(sorry, but you dug that hole yerself)Taft~ "Here, taste my Slippery nipple!......... Look out.......Da fights on !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EE Taft Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 I helped ya all I could Apache....... I mean, I had to be polite about it......... Ohhhh, you meant with drink ingredients! ~EE~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 I helped ya all I could Apache....... I mean, I had to be polite about it......... Ohhhh, you meant with drink ingredients! ~EE~ Yeah.........Rat !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EE Taft Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 Deja, We got a guy 'round here from back in the music/club day that we called Taz......... He made my wife his "Tazmainian Devil" Hot damn and 7up. Simple but good. tastes like red hots. ~EE Taft~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 If I have a mixed drink (probably more seldom than EE) I like a margarita, with salt on the rim of the glass of course. If Allie offered to let me taste her slippery nipple I think I'd turn beat red and faint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EE Taft Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 "Here, taste my Slippery nipple!......... Look out.......Da fights on !!! Yup, sure 'nuff............I'm in the wrong Saloon!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EE Taft Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 If I have a mixed drink (probably more seldom than EE) I like a margarita, with salt on the rim of the glass of course. If Allie offered to let me taste her slippery nipple I think I'd turn beat red and faint. Y'all better watch out!!!! Miss Mo(no e) is probably lurkin' 'round here!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted January 15, 2011 Author Share Posted January 15, 2011 See, that's why I stick to the basics........ You can be sunday mornin' sober and still talk yerself into a hole with these new fangled drinks. If I drink a mixed drink (very seldom) it's a tequila sunrise. If anyone comes along and says "Here, taste my slippery nipple!" ............Well, I just don't know what I'd do. ~EE(sorry, but you dug that hole yerself)Taft~ A good friend told me when you are in a hole, stop digging.. lol... I guess I will right now.. lol... Fine.. laugh go ahead.. lol What the heck.. it was out of my mouth and off my fingers onto the board without a thought.. loll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 Deja, We got a guy 'round here from back in the music/club day that we called Taz......... He made my wife his "Tazmainian Devil" Hot damn and 7up. Simple but good. tastes like red hots. ~EE Taft~ Had on of'em. Wasted a good $11.00 bucks......... Threw it and my supper up !! I will not have dat one again !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted January 15, 2011 Author Share Posted January 15, 2011 Deja, We got a guy 'round here from back in the music/club day that we called Taz......... He made my wife his "Tazmainian Devil" Hot damn and 7up. Simple but good. tastes like red hots. ~EE Taft~ Really?? I love red hots.. what's in it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted January 15, 2011 Author Share Posted January 15, 2011 If I have a mixed drink (probably more seldom than EE) I like a margarita, with salt on the rim of the glass of course. If Allie offered to let me taste her slippery nipple I think I'd turn beat red and faint. I like the salt too.. and geesh.. it was the drink darn it.. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted January 15, 2011 Author Share Posted January 15, 2011 Had on of'em. Wasted a good $11.00 bucks......... Threw it and my supper up !! I will not have dat one again !!! Years ago I was working full time and taking college classes and I live in a huge old building that was housing college kids from Rockford College and Rockvalley. lol. Anyhow, one of them was a friend, and he had been drinking sloe gin fizzes,,, and I gave him chocolate pudding cuz he wanted it.. lol.. yuck... he tossed his cookies and I got to baby sit him for the night,.. loll.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EE Taft Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 Hot damn and 7up is all there is to it. Personally I stick with the stuff that makes ya wake up with yer liver layin' next to ya cryin'........ But the Taz ain't bad. ~EE Taft~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted January 15, 2011 Author Share Posted January 15, 2011 Hot damn and 7up is all there is to it. Personally I stick with the stuff that makes ya wake up with yer liver layin' next to ya cryin'........ But the Taz ain't bad. ~EE Taft~ I am so lost.. what is Hot Darn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 Hot damn and 7up is all there is to it. Personally I stick with the stuff that makes ya wake up with yer liver layin' next to ya cryin'........ But the Taz ain't bad. ~EE Taft~ Liver layin' next to ya, cryin' Head layin' on da floor, spilttin' Belly layin on da sofa, turned inside out....... And ya swear, ya will never do dat agin! What ya do da very next weekend........DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN !!! Gotta love it !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easy Emily SASS #73673 Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 The first time I heard the phrase "fuzzy navel" I could not stop laughing.. it still is funny to me. Never tasted one, but the name is sappy silly. So, I read drink menus just to see the names.. but I don't try them. I have had a sip here and there of stuff... but the names are so funny.. fuzzy navels are good, slippery nipples are good, washington apples are good............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 Monkey Gland Corpse Reviver Negroni Wild Sex Absolut Sex Skinny Pirate Evening Prayer Cactus Jack <<< sounds like a good alias Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted January 15, 2011 Author Share Posted January 15, 2011 fuzzy navels are good, slippery nipples are good, washington apples are good............ huh.. what is a Washington apple? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jittery Jim Jonah, SASS #64913L Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 I am so lost.. what is Hot Darn? It is a cinnamon liqueur--- and it's 'Hot Damn'... And how 'bout these? 'Screamin' Orgasm' 'Test Tube Baby' JJJ-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted January 15, 2011 Author Share Posted January 15, 2011 It is a cinnamon liqueur--- and it's 'Hot Damn'... And how 'bout these? 'Screamin' Orgasm' 'Test Tube Baby' JJJ-D Never heard of them.. but then I am not a drinker.. But I might try them .. the hot darn sounds good.. screamin orgasm what is it? geesh.. lol.. You know the licorce stuff gave me a really strong buzz the other night.. so I gotta try these at home. the driving part is not working out so well.. loll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted January 15, 2011 Author Share Posted January 15, 2011 Okay.. some of these drinks make me blush.. lol.. But they are funny too.. wow.. who knew.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted January 15, 2011 Author Share Posted January 15, 2011 Monkey Gland Corpse Reviver Negroni Wild Sex Absolut Sex Skinny Pirate Evening Prayer Cactus Jack <<< sounds like a good alias What is in these drinks.. lol.. they are so funny... I love the absolut sex.. lol.. eveing prayer.. geesh.. lol.. how cool.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curley Cole, SASS #56849 Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 order a drink with these ingredients: Slo Gin Southern Comfort Vodka and OJ Wallbanger ingredients....and a few other things i forget BarTender will tell ya what it is..... A girl I used to date always wanted to try one but refused to call it by name... myself these days a shot and a water back, or good wine...at my house curley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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