Ozarks Monte, SASS #66019 Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 A Real Woman A real woman is a man's best friend. She will Never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires. She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible... No wait... Sorry..Sorry I'm thinking of whiskey. Its whiskey that does all that Chit. Never mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easy Emily SASS #73673 Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 A real man is a woman’s best friend. He will never stand her up and never let her down. He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret. He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires. He will make sure she always feels as though she’s the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible. No wait… sorry… I’m thinking of wine. It’s wine that does all that……. Never mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 Nice come back Meg! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twelve mile REB Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 I'm happy for you that you have found something (wiskey) that makes you think you're happy. I'm happy for myself because you described my wife. Drop by and see us at Winter Range we will be at the shotgun range camping space 86. 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogwood Annie Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Nice come back Meg! Ditto! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 YUP.....YOU ARE TALKIN' BOUT MY HOSS !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 A real man is a woman's best friend. He will never stand her up and never let her down. He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret. He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires. He will make sure she always feels as though she's the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible. No wait… sorry… I'm thinking of wine. It's wine that does all that……. Never mind. A real man is a woman's bestest friends........... She will fetch him his whiskey wif out complainin' a'tall....... He will pour her a quart jar full of spiked wine......... She will always build da bestest fire she can........ She will always cook da bestest meal she can...... He will refill her spiked wine quart jar........ She will tell him her most sexy dreams and he will allow her to act'em out......... He will take her empty spiked quart jar of wine as she passes out........ And he will be most thankful fer da peace and quiet !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 A real man is a woman's bestest friends........... She will fetch him his whiskey wif out complainin' a'tall....... He will pour her a quart jar full of spiked wine......... She will always build da bestest fire she can........ She will always cook da bestest meal she can...... He will refill her spiked wine quart jar........ She will tell him her most sexy dreams and he will allow her to act'em out......... He will take her empty spiked quart jar of wine as she passes out........ And he will be most thankful fer da peace and quiet !!!! apaches still eating cactus in the desert? lol..... crazy... ya are... Thats all the stuff of a good man.. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Lizard Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 apaches still eating cactus in the desert? lol..... crazy... ya are... Thats all the stuff of a good man.. lol A real man is a gentleman...And because of that every thing just falls into place... Texas Lizard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunClick Rick Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 I'hull drink ta "hic' that! whta wsa it~~??"hic" oh yae,i'huul dkinr to taht~~~'hic" Bahhaa"hic' aahaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 A real man is a gentleman...And because of that every thing just falls into place... Texas Lizard TL.. now that is a good quote.. do you know any???? lol.. just kidding.. course there are tons of them here on SAss... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 I'hull drink ta "hic' that! whta wsa it~~??"hic" oh yae,i'huul dkinr to taht~~~'hic" Bahhaa"hic' aahaa Gunclicks.. let me go get a half glass of wine so I can catch up.. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckhorn Woodie Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 You know I was looking for a theme song.. lol,. Thanks.. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Monte Ya better get an iron hat or Annie is gonna put bumps on your head . CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Monte Ya better get an iron hat or Annie is gonna put bumps on your head . CB Oh, man Chicks.. you are so right... Dogwoods has two things.. he is a good shot.. and she is as funny as heck.. oh, then there is the frying pan thinger.. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozarks Monte, SASS #66019 Posted January 12, 2011 Author Share Posted January 12, 2011 Oh, man Chicks.. you are so right... Dogwoods has two things.. he is a good shot.. and she is as funny as heck.. oh, then there is the frying pan thinger.. lol I Have A Good Sense Of Humor And I Am Fleet Of Foot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 I Have A Good Sense Of Humor And I Am Fleet Of Foot! And hard of head? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tascosa, SASS# 24838 Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Ozarks, thanks for describing my wife! ( I sure hope she reads this) Tascosa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozarks Monte, SASS #66019 Posted January 12, 2011 Author Share Posted January 12, 2011 And hard of head? lol Hard as a Ozark Rock!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Monte So is that MARBLE rollin' pin , sides I don't think you is that fast CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Oh, man Chicks.. you are so right... Dogwoods has two things.. he is a good shot.. and she is as funny as heck.. oh, then there is the frying pan thinger.. lol "Fryin' pan thinger" and "Da dreaded rollin pin thinger", I just hope dat da wifey and Dogwood Annie never meet up. I'd be in a world of hurt if dey did !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 "Fryin' pan thinger" and "Da dreaded rollin pin thinger", I just hope dat da wifey and Dogwood Annie never meet up. I'd be in a world of hurt if dey did !!!! yep.. you know all about it, huh? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 A real man is a woman's best friend. He will never stand her up and never let her down. He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret. He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires. He will make sure she always feels as though she's the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible. No wait… sorry… I'm thinking of wine. It's wine that does all that……. Never mind. Touche! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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