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  Widder called me up this morning and said he felt a "glitch" in his '97 while he was dry firing before the sun come up. He said he was barely going under 4 seconds on 6 and that just wouldn't cut it. He told me he was going to check it out and see what the problem was after lunch. 

  Well this evening when he called, I asked him what the problem was. He said when he tore that 97 down to check it out, he found some belly button lint in the action and he must've dropped it in there while dry firing without a shirt on and that was causing that little sluggish feeling. He just ain't got any sense.

 

 

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7 hours ago, Tennessee williams said:

  Widder called me up this morning and said he felt a "glitch" in his '97 while he was dry firing before the sun come up. He said he was barely going under 4 seconds on 6 and that just wouldn't cut it. He told me he was going to check it out and see what the problem was after lunch. 

  Well this evening when he called, I asked him what the problem was. He said when he tore that 97 down to check it out, he found some belly button lint in the action and he must've dropped it in there while dry firing without a shirt on and that was causing that little sluggish feeling. He just ain't got any sense.

 

 

I did not need that mental picture.  Now I need large quantities of brain bleach

7 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

My only 'woe' is the lint in TW's brain.  :lol:

 

..........Widder

 

The lint or the dust and cobwebs 

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Our woe is listening to the two of them bickering like a very old married couple

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12 minutes ago, Perro Del Diablo said:

That part is fun, its when they give details

 

Here's the details:     IF and whenever I hit under 4 seconds on my timer, I take the TIMER apart and clean the dust, dirt, lint, etc..... out of it.

:lol:

 

I called TW yesterday and ask..."whatcha doin?"

 

TW says..... "Nothin.   And it looks like its gonna take me the rest of the day to finish it".

 

 

..........Widder

 

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Howdy Deacon.

 

TW was searching thru his file cabinet over the weekend.   He and his Bunkhouse Boss keep their important papers in it

such as Marriage License, Birth Certificate, his rental property info, and all the typical things most of us keep in our home

filing cabinets.

 

Anyhow, he noticed this folder that the Bunkhouse Boss labeled...... "Home Improvement".

 

Soooooooo, TW was wonder what future plans she has to spend his money and change up their house.

He opens the folder and finds a small book on ...'25 ways to get rid of your husband and enjoy life more'.

 

TW couldn't figure out why that book was in a "Home Improvement" folder.    Go figure!

 

Another fascinating true story cause ya just can't make this stuff up.  :lol:

 

..........Widder

 

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Well, for now, I don't think WE have much to worry about.   Neither of them know how to read.

Funny how they know how to read...McDonalds,  Wendy's,  DQ, etc............

 

..........Widder

 

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2 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

Well, for now, I don't think WE have much to worry about.   Neither of them know how to read.

Funny how they know how to read...McDonalds,  Wendy's,  DQ, etc............

 

..........Widder

 

And Amazon .com

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6 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

Howdy Deacon.

 

TW was searching thru his file cabinet over the weekend.   He and his Bunkhouse Boss keep their important papers in it

such as Marriage License, Birth Certificate, his rental property info, and all the typical things most of us keep in our home

filing cabinets.

 

Anyhow, he noticed this folder that the Bunkhouse Boss labeled...... "Home Improvement".

 

Soooooooo, TW was wonder what future plans she has to spend his money and change up their house.

He opens the folder and finds a small book on ...'25 ways to get rid of your husband and enjoy life more'.

 

TW couldn't figure out why that book was in a "Home Improvement" folder.    Go figure!

 

Another fascinating true story cause ya just can't make this stuff up.  :lol:

 

..........Widder

 

What a coincidence! Though my wife's copy is pretty much worn out! I am guessing from rocking back and forth in the cabinet. I think, maybe?

Regards

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Gateway Kid

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Last week I was talking with my Missus and remarked that when I died I would like to be cremated. She told me I had an appointment Thursday.

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