DocWard Posted June 7 Share Posted June 7 On 5/28/2023 at 7:46 AM, Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 said: that boy , can break an anvil with a pin feather Must be a Marine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconKC Posted June 7 Share Posted June 7 They laid out that road by chasing a snake with a stick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted June 7 Share Posted June 7 That boy’s luck is so bad, if it was raining soup, he’d be standing there with a fork!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Louis Suomi SASS #31905 Posted June 8 Share Posted June 8 My Daughter describing a fellow from work: He is so dumb he doesn't know his left sock from his right sock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted June 8 Share Posted June 8 “That guy is so slow, ya’ hafta drive a stake up next to him to see if he’s moving at all!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Gun Jimmy Posted June 9 Author Share Posted June 9 Usless as pedals on a weelchair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted June 10 Share Posted June 10 On 5/27/2023 at 10:15 AM, Texas Joker said: Like a goose: wakes up in a new world every day. The version I heard was, “He’s like a baby duck. Every day is a new adventure.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted June 10 Share Posted June 10 My father used to say, “if you’d stop flapping your gums and listen, you might learn something.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted June 10 Share Posted June 10 My grandmother used to say, “You’re just talking to hear your head rattle!” My dad told people that their “Head’s so full of rocks and water that when you shake it, all you hear is the Muddy Water Blues”!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cactus Jack Calder Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 Mom used to say, “That boy’s so dumb, he’s three pints short of a quart!” I admit the first time I remember hearing that I had to look up how many pints (2) were in a quart. I guess she meant he had a hard vacuum in his brain pan. CJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Gun Jimmy Posted June 11 Author Share Posted June 11 my moms favorite was " He's so dumb he couldn't poor piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 One that I used when I was running a crew, (some of the people the company hired were none too bright) was “If someone gave you a brain, you’d be one short!” My little brother worked for me and was pretty helpful. My dad taught us much in mechanical skills and fabrication. We did a lot of one off fabrication for handicapped adaptation. One of the guys that worked with us had no concept of things electrical/mechanical. He was working with little brother on one occasion and repeatedly boluxed the task he was given. After repeated explanations and several attempts to make him understand what was needed, little brother stepped back, groaned loudly, scratched his head, and then growled, “Greg! It’s a bright thing! You’ll never understand!!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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