I laughed.

[Singin' Sue 71615]

To All My Liberal Friends:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.  

  

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2022, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other countries nor the only "America" in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishes.  

  

To My Conservative Friends:  

  

Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year!  

  
(Author Unknown)  
:joy:

[Pat Riot]

I believe that one is #91. I am not positive about that but it’s in there somewhere. 

[Cowtown Scout, SASS #53540 L]

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to Everyone. 

[Singin' Sue 71615]

3 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

I believe that one is #91. I am not positive about that but it’s in there somewhere. 

(It's like sitting with my Alzheimer grandmother, my 90 year old dad on his death bed or my aged Marine/battled buddy...it really is okay to listen to old story or jokes, more than once.)

[John Kloehr]

Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year!

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

 An appropriate place to direct the Opening post might be to that Florida newspaper contributor with regard to the suggestion that Florida become a "Constitutional Carry" state.

 

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year

 

[watab kid]

 

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year

[Blackwater 53393]

MERRY CHRISTMAS and HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

and if that don't suit ya's the mistletoe is on my shirt tail!!  

 

 

 

[Waxahachie Kid #17017 L]

To all my liberal friends....oh.....wait....I don't have any liberal friends. 

 

But, I would be happy to show all the liberals/marxists/leftists/socialists, out there, the travel directions to: North Korea, China, Iran, Cuba, California, Saudi Arabia, Afghanistan, Russia, Venezuela, or B.F. Egypt.

 

Don't let the door hit you in the back-side, as you leave. Oh...can you take a couple of bags of fire-ants with you, when you go...one in each hand?  

 

 

[Blackwater 53393]

2 minutes ago, Waxahachie Kid #17017 L said:

To all my liberal friends....oh.....wait....I don't have any liberal friends. 

 

But, I would be happy to show all the liberals/marxists/leftists/socialists, out there, the travel directions to: North Korea, China, Iran, Cuba, California, Saudi Arabia, Afghanistan, Russia, Venezuela, or B.F. Egypt.

 

Don't let the door hit you in the back-side, as you leave. Oh...can you take a couple of bags of fire-ants with you, when you go...one in each hand?  

 

 

AWWWW! Waxie!!  Ain’tcha’ got no Christmas Spirit???  

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

1 hour ago, Waxahachie Kid #17017 L said:

To all my liberal friends....oh.....wait....I don't have any liberal friends. 

 

But, I would be happy to show all the liberals/marxists/leftists/socialists, out there, the travel directions to: North Korea, China, Iran, Cuba, California, Saudi Arabia, Afghanistan, Russia, Venezuela, or B.F. Egypt.

 

Don't let the door hit you in the back-side, as you leave. Oh...can you take a couple of bags of fire-ants with you, when you go...one in each hand?  

 

 

 

59 minutes ago, Blackwater 53393 said:

AWWWW! Waxie!!  Ain’tcha’ got no Christmas Spirit???  

 

 ..... an' he forgot to list Hades on his selection of travel destinations for which he has kindly offered directions ......