The Aussie Humour Thread

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

2 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

well I ain't figured out what this is , BUT with what is in the background , it just be NASTY , 

reckon it is content  wide 

[Alpo]

2 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

For them what don't speak Oz, he's catching crawdads.

 

[Alpo]

35 minutes ago, Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 said:

well I ain't figured out what this is , BUT with what is in the background , it just be NASTY , 

reckon it is content  wide 

The way it is cut, I'm thinking it's a Vegemite Pizza.

[Alpo]

2 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

Yeah I'd try it

 

 

Milk that is flavored to taste like french fries with chili pepper on it?

 

 

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

6 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

Yeah I'd try it

 

 

 

  ..... they was a limited edition for a verrrrry goooood reason

               (Thank God)

                       

[Buckshot Bear]

1 hour ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

  ..... they was a limited edition for a verrrrry goooood reason

               (Thank God)

                       

 

Shhhhhhh 

[Alpo]

So was my guess correct? Milk flavored to taste like french fries covered in chili peppers?

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

6 hours ago, Alpo said:

So was my guess correct? Milk flavored to taste like french fries covered in chili peppers?

 

 ..... chili peppers was not mentioned ......... and is NOT an Australian thing.

 

 

(and I am thankful for that small mercy)

[Buckshot Bear]

[Buckshot Bear]

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

well I gotta say . your food preferences and critters , are a sure sign of being upside down for way too long 

 

  y'all be flat out strange , and ya talk funny to boot 

 

   

[Buckshot Bear]

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Edited April 22, 2024 by Buckshot Bear

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[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

5 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

 been in that shop;  that stuff wasn't as prominently displayed the day I was there .... 

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

5 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

 

  .... for those wondering, Collingwood is a suburb of Melbourne, Victoria .....  

[Sedalia Dave]

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

Another argument for re-call legislation.

[Alpo]

9 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said:

If you can type, to access Google, doesn't sound like you got a whole lot of bone damage.

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

1 hour ago, Alpo said:

If you can type, to access Google, doesn't sound like you got a whole lot of bone damage.

 

 

 

 

 

                             ....... one hand, one finger .....  

[Buckshot Bear]

4 hours ago, Alpo said:

If you can type, to access Google, doesn't sound like you got a whole lot of bone damage.

 

Don't have to type...... Just need to say "Hey Google" and ask your question.

[Buckshot Bear]

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[Buckshot Bear]

JAPANESE SUBMARINES ATTACKED SYDNEY HARBOUR - WW11

 

Hendry, 19, who was serving on the iconic

Fort Denison in the heart of Sydney Harbour told Nine News he would never forget the evening the city's defences were breached and the country was put on 'very, very intense alert'.

'We were told to scan the water and we fired one or two rounds at what we thought were submarines. But it was pitch black out there and very difficult to see,' he said.

The alert came after one of three Japanese submarines tangled in preventative netting near the headlands at the entrance of the harbour, not far from where the 'mother ships' were lurking.

The second submarine made it to Garden Island, near the Royal Botanic Gardens, but was destroyed by depth charges shot by a bevvy of international war ships that were stationed in the harbour at the time.

It was the third submarine that would cause most of the damage, as it made its way towards the USS Chicago, a large American cruiser ship. The submarine fired torpedoes at the ship, but missed, instead hitting and ultimately destroying the HMAS Kuttabul, claiming the lives of 21 Australian and British sailors.

'Many of the victims had been sleeping and just didn't stand a chance,' Mr Hendry said.

Sydney was under attack and the city was in chaos. The affluent Eastern Suburbs were evacuated as sirens and explosions rang out among the late night sky.

Brian George, a nine-year-old resident of Bellevue Hill at the time, told Daily Mail Australia he still 'vivdly remembered the whirring sounds of shells flying overhead'.

'One of the motherships was not far off Bondi and they were firing shells over us towards the Rose Bay base. I remember a couple of shells hit not far from our house, one struck a building nearby.'

His father was an air-raid warden, so as he and his family were quickly rushed into a bunker, his father had to ensure the rest of the area was safe.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Buckshot Bear]

[Buckshot Bear]

Anti Tick measure - Reversed masking tape

 

[Rip Snorter]

7 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

Anti Tick measure - Reversed masking tape

 

When first married we lived in a place with LOTS of Ticks, and despite best efforts some would get on board.  I could feel them on my skin and would strip off and spin around in front of the mirror.  To this day, better than 4 decades on, the Wife teases me about "The Tick Dance".

[Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103]

Me dear Pappy would get a cardboard can of "Flowers of Sulfur" (powdered sulfur) at the drug store. We'd dust our pants cuffs with sulfur to keep off ticks.
Looking at your reversed tape dodge ... can't argue with results ... I'll give that a try, and thank you for it!

[Rip Snorter]

2 hours ago, Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103 said:

Me dear Pappy would get a cardboard can of "Flowers of Sulfur" (powdered sulfur) at the drug store. We'd dust our pants cuffs with sulfur to keep off ticks.
Looking at your reversed tape dodge ... can't argue with results ... I'll give that a try, and thank you for it!

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