Doc Shapiro Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 Sheesh. I had a package delivered by FedEx and got an email to fill out a survey. 3 days later, UPS delivers a package and I get an email to fill out a survey. I go to the eye doc, and get an email to fill out a survey. My going rate for survey's is $300 per 15 minutes. If you want an answer, you're just going to have to make it worthwhile. Otherwise, I'm not going to respond. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrel Cody Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 $1200 is still not enough(I have a 1 hour minimum fee regardlessof the task). And dammit I don't have or want an extended warranty... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 Please answer this one minute survey: Did blowing off steam here make you feel better? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warden Callaway Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 Jehovah Whitens it the door. Could I ask you one question? "If you could change one thing in the world, what would it be?" I answered. She followed with, "Now, why did you say that?" I says, "You said one question.", as I shut the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Duncan Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 Mailed surveys I will complete IF they enclosed a SASE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 22 minutes ago, Matthew Duncan said: Mailed surveys I will complete IF they enclosed a SASE! If they include a business reply envelope, I’ll wrap it around a brick and send it back to them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 I only do surveys if I really care...Most of the time I don't. 4 hours ago, Warden Callaway said: Jehovah Whitens it the door. Could I ask you one question? "If you could change one thing in the world, what would it be?" I answered. She followed with, "Now, why did you say that?" I says, "You said one question.", as I shut the door. Warden, I had a JW at the door a couple years ago that asked me that same question. I responded with "Solicitors! If I had my way there would be none, including Jehovah's Witnesses that knock on my door." Then I shut the door. Put an American Flag up at your door. It keeps the JW's away. Trust me, it works. They go through my neighborhood every other week. They do not knock on my door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Shapiro Posted November 25, 2020 Author Share Posted November 25, 2020 6 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: Please answer this one minute survey: Did blowing off steam here make you feel better? Answering that will cost you $300. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 2 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Put an American Flag up at your door. It keeps the JW's away. Trust me, it works. They go through my neighborhood every other week. They do not knock on my door That's not the reason. They made an annotation in their notes, and when they got back to the Kingdom Hall it got put into the big roster. DO NOT GO TO SUCH AND SUCH ADDRESS. OCCUPANT IS UNRECEPTIVE TO WITNESSING. And when they go out to do the witnessing they will get a note that says to stay away from that house. Friend of mine, years back. Majored in religion. A couple came to his door one day and asked him if he was aware that there was only one God, and his name was Jehovah. He responded by asking them if they believed what it said in the Bible. They said they absolutely believed it. He then asked if they believed in - and he named the chapter and verse - where it says that he that speaketh the name of the Lord aloud shall be put to death by stoning. Then he leaned down and picked up a brick. By the time he straightened up they were headed out the gate. They never came back to his house again. Somebody made a note that this was not a good house to missionary at. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 52 minutes ago, Alpo said: That's not the reason. They made an annotation in their notes, and when they got back to the Kingdom Hall it got put into the big roster. DO NOT GO TO SUCH AND SUCH ADDRESS. OCCUPANT IS UNRECEPTIVE TO WITNESSING. And when they go out to do the witnessing they will get a note that says to stay away from that house. Friend of mine, years back. Majored in religion. A couple came to his door one day and asked him if he was aware that there was only one God, and his name was Jehovah. He responded by asking them if they believed what it said in the Bible. They said they absolutely believed it. He then asked if they believed in - and he named the chapter and verse - where it says that he that speaketh the name of the Lord aloud shall be put to death by stoning. Then he leaned down and picked up a brick. By the time he straightened up they were headed out the gate. They never came back to his house again. Somebody made a note that this was not a good house to missionary at. Interesting. Thank you. Regardless, I got my wish. They leave me alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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