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Texas, The Helpful State

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It really sucks here, too hot in the summer. You'd like it MUCH better in Chicago Ill Noise.

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And since I hear guns are banned there, think how safe your going to be!

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And we have 'goatheads' everywhere so you can't walk barefoot, scorpions, rattlesnakes, its very windy , like 40 mph is just a breeze to us. And dangerous cause everyone is carrying a gun. You wont like it here. 

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Yeah, move someplace much nicer, like Oregon or Washington.   Too many gun toting Texans in Texas, so being polite can be boring, fer shure.

 

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16 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

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No!   We Okies (even this Texan Okie) sure don't need any! Go to Arkansas or just keep going!

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Here in Florida, we're more than happy to help out Californians with living and housing arrangements. We have some quite nice subdivisions suited just for them. They are located 20 miles South of Naples and inshore to the East by 20 miles. Quiet neighbors and a down home feeling. 

 

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