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Subdeacon Joe, February 1 in SASS Wire Saloon
It really sucks here, too hot in the summer. You'd like it MUCH better in Chicago Ill Noise.
And since I hear guns are banned there, think how safe your going to be!
And we have 'goatheads' everywhere so you can't walk barefoot, scorpions, rattlesnakes, its very windy , like 40 mph is just a breeze to us. And dangerous cause everyone is carrying a gun. You wont like it here.
Yeah, move someplace much nicer, like Oregon or Washington. Too many gun toting Texans in Texas, so being polite can be boring, fer shure.
16 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said:
No! We Okies (even this Texan Okie) sure don't need any! Go to Arkansas or just keep going!
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