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HUMOR: After 50 years of marriage...

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After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband, begin to massage her in ways he hadn't in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down, stopping just over her stomach. He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, working down her side, passing gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up her thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.

 

As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, ‘Honey that was wonderful. Why did you stop?' To which he responded: 'I found the remote.'...

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And thats when the fight started lol

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to me this is funny because my wife is hitting me up for a tv in our bedroom so i could reenact this and then laugh.

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For our 25th wedding anniversary wife and I went to Hawaii.

 

Got any plans for you 50th anniversary my neighbor asked.

 

Maybe Hawaii again. This time I might her back with me.

 

 

Today is our twenty wedding anniversary. Husband has been quiet all evening. Now his is sitting in his favorite chair in front of the TV but the TV isn't turned on.

 

Honey is there anything wrong I ask him.

 

Remember twenty years ago when your was seventeen, your dad found us in the backseat of my car and told me I would either marry you or spend the next 20 years in jail?

 

Yes I do I replyed.

 

I would have been out today...

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