And so it is that magical season again!

[Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172]

I just got the bestest Christmas present ever.

Mr. Michael Pinathai, of Kasikorn Bank Thailand,

has $25,500,000.00 that belonged to a dead American

who died in a plane crash in 2003. He, being an honest

man, wants to pirate this sum out of the country and into

the USA. For the privilege of using my bank account, he

is going to share 40% with me and the other 60% will be

shared with two other partners of his. By my reckoning that

40% comes out to be about $10,200,000.00. Of course if

I were as "honest" as Mr. Pinathai, I could keep it all.

Anyway, all I had to do was send him some personal information

and he is going to send me all that money.

[Yellowhouse Sam # 25171]

Badger, we're jealous! Would you like to buy some guaranteed winning tickets for last weeks powerball? Only $1000 apiece!

[Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172]

As soon as the money is here, I will take some off your hands, Sam.

 

When you are on a roll, roll with it.

[Pat Riot]

BMC, my cut is 30%. How did you get 40%? As a partner I hope you are aware that this should be kept secret. I am afraid our enterprise is now in jeopardy...I was really looking forward to that shop and 12 car garage too...

[Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172]

I won't tell if you don't tell.

[Yellowhouse Sam # 25171]

Ask them for a secret password and decoder ring.

[Sixgun Seamus]

Hope you are at least buying us all a round here in the saloon.

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

Y'know, with a fat hog and a garden a person could get along fairly well on that.

[Capt. James H. Callahan]

I'm not a greedy person. I'll settle for three fingers of The Dalmore if you get all those $$$$

JHC

[Reuben McCoy Rankin # 34239]

Din't forget your pal Reuben!!!

[Paladin Gun For Hire]

Badger,

When ya get that money, I will be happy to sell you my 1/2 interest in the Bonneville Dam down here on the Columbia (which allows you to dip Salmon from the fish ladder as a side benefit). Your cost will only be around Five Million. Are ya in?

[Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172]

I'm considering it Paladin.

 

Also got an offer from the WDFW to buy out their interest in the Hatchery at Goldbar.

It is much closer to the plantation.

[Capt. James H. Callahan]

I've got a section of great farmland 100 miles west of LA if you're interested.

JHC

[Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172]

I've got a section of great farmland 100 miles west of LA if you're interested.

JHC

Ken a feller grow corn on it?