Marshal TKD, Sass # 36984L Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 I believe that one of our officers has been up to no good. Lickskillet Charlie... Lickskillet Charlie has fallen in with the nefarious Ocoee Red. He has been charged and found guilty of illicit actions against Barkeep Casey. He stole Barkeeps keys and committed some other shenanigans. Whether they true or not Lickskillet must be held accountable. Cullen can plead ignorance since he is young. The verdict was brought against Lickskillet by the esteemed Judge'em All Duncan. Judge'em all thought tar and feathering plus pistol whipping was in order. I told the Judge it would a shame to wreck a revolver on Lickskillets head. So...I though Lickskillet ought to making them Sandwhichs for everybody at our Two Day Shoot in may as part of his part of his penance for falling in with the nefarious Ocoee Red. Also thinking he should be Barkeep's gun boy for the weekend. Gun Boy Skillet kinda has a ring to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawyer Posted April 23, 2016 Share Posted April 23, 2016 Now you have slandered Ocoee Red! The thought of free sandwiches is a good idea though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted April 23, 2016 Share Posted April 23, 2016 I see things haven't changed since y'all ran me out of the state. Pistol whipping is too good for the whole bunch...including those rascals Barkeep Casey, Sawyer, and Marshal TKD. Oh, and stop shooting at Ned. He ain't never done nobody no harm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolan Kraps, SASS # 24084 Life Posted April 23, 2016 Share Posted April 23, 2016 I never met a free sandwich I didn't like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Douglas Posted April 23, 2016 Share Posted April 23, 2016 I never met a free sandwich I didn't like. That's because food always tastes better when it's free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal TKD, Sass # 36984L Posted April 23, 2016 Author Share Posted April 23, 2016 The evidence points to Ocoee Red as the chief rascal in this event, however LickSkillet must have been the master mind. At our members appreciation shoot next month two days of shooting for the price of one, two days of sand which making for LickSkillet. Unless he has a reason for his dispecable actions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badlands Bob #61228 Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 Can a illicit action against Barkeep Casey REALLY be considered a chargeable offence? After all, it is Barkeep Casey. When the facts are heard by a fair and impartial jury, I'm sure it was merely in retaliation for some transgression. I suggest, "He had it coming", is a valid defence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krazy Kajun Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 I say Lickskillet Casey....er uh Charlie is innocent as a newborn lamb. There is not a doubt in my mind that the ring leader is Ocoee Red. However, let's not count out Barkeep Casey...he seems to always have a paddle handy, usually for stirring up trouble! Kajun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lickskillet charlie Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 I'm innersent i tell ya,i was framed by Ol Red and was throwed under the short bus,got the tire tracks to prove it.Now i have decided to hire the best Outlaw Lawyer i could bribe, Tom B. Stone out of Tena$$see, was highly recomended to me.Guess i'll learn not to poke the Big Bear (Judge em all Duncan) He's severe when he hands down his sentences. Guess i just turned into head cook & bottle washer too. Birdgun (tweety bird) this bunch ain't changed a bit.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal TKD, Sass # 36984L Posted April 25, 2016 Author Share Posted April 25, 2016 LickSkillet and the word innocent in the sentence. Hmmm.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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