Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 http://www.salemnews.com/local/x350485178/Witches-accused-of-zombie-abuse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badlands Bob #61228 Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 Can't we all just get along? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 And these are adults? Sounds like something that might have come out of Sister Mary Claudia's class on a Monday afternoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Gauntlet , SASS 60619 Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 I am not surprised. Witches and zombies are hereditary enemies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted October 17, 2011 Author Share Posted October 17, 2011 Just wait till the vVampires and Werewolves choose sides. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 WEL, it does fill in on a slow news day....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hezekiah Ezekiel Hipshot Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 As a slightly, very slightly, related subject, have any of you watched "Zombies vs Vampires" on Deadliest Warrior, a show on Spike TV? Very tongue in cheek. Dont take it as representative of their other episodes, in which they at least TRY to maintain some sense of reality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 Kill 'em all! GG ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 Head shots only! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Woodrow Cahill, SASS # 54363 Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 An obvious case of undead discrimination. Being in Massachusetts, one would think RomneyCare would cure them for free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 As a slightly, very slightly, related subject, have any of you watched "Zombies vs Vampires" on Deadliest Warrior, a show on Spike TV? Very tongue in cheek. Dont take it as representative of their other episodes, in which they at least TRY to maintain some sense of reality. Except for their "experts" like fake Green Beret Richard Daly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 Head shots only! What about the witches though? Seems to me you have to use something like flaming gingerbread. Or was that Werewolves? Dang this undead, walking dead, nearly dead, shouldbe dead stuff gets complicated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 Didn't they dunk the witches in the millpond? I don't have a millpond! Now what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted October 17, 2011 Author Share Posted October 17, 2011 Dorothy did in the Wicked Witch of the West with a bucket of water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badlands Bob #61228 Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 You can also have some success by dropping a house on a Witch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 Dorothy did in the Wicked Witch of the West with a bucket of water. Dorothy's aim was bad. You can also have some success by dropping a house on a Witch How am I going to do that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badlands Bob #61228 Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 How am I going to do that? You'll need a tornado Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 How am I going to do that? You'll need a tornado They don't make Oldsmobiles any more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badlands Bob #61228 Posted October 18, 2011 Share Posted October 18, 2011 You'll need a tornado They don't make Oldsmobiles any more. A tornado, Not a Toranado. But come to think about it, a Toranado might work too. Tornados are those windy things you find around trailer parks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted October 18, 2011 Share Posted October 18, 2011 Big windy. Like some folks after a round of beans and cornbread? That sure could take out a couple of trailers and maybe even a motor home or three. Scene from Blazing Saddles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Cherokee, SASS#48332 Posted October 18, 2011 Share Posted October 18, 2011 Mebbe the witches will cast a spell on the zombies to make them disappear, but before it totally takes the zombies will eat the witches and then..GO POOF! And peace and tranquility will once again reign throughout the land.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted October 18, 2011 Share Posted October 18, 2011 I just don't think that is gonna happen, Doc. from my perch on the fence, looks like an gap in the engineering of that theory. Besides, think of the missed targets of opportunity with all those ZOMBIES wandering around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Business Posted October 18, 2011 Share Posted October 18, 2011 All those zombies do make for a target rich evironment. Wonder if I throw in with the witches, they'll conjur me up magazine that refills itself magically. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted October 18, 2011 Share Posted October 18, 2011 All those zombies do make for a target rich evironment. Wonder if I throw in with the witches, they'll conjur me up magazine that refills itself magically. Watch out for the Warlocks and stay away from the water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Cherokee, SASS#48332 Posted October 19, 2011 Share Posted October 19, 2011 Heads shots at 300-500+ yards with a Sharps does sound like great sport.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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