Whiskey Business Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Let a sinus infection go on fer awhale, actually had to see the doc. Got steroids and antibiotics. Them steroids don’t mix well with whiskey! Had to drink twice as much as usual just to git a decent buzz. Also noticed some right curious side effects as well: Watching WWF Drinking juice right out the carton Urge to wear a beer stained t shirt (don’t have one though) Doing stupid things to make myself mad Hogging the remote Not using a coaster Ignoring yield signs Whistling off key Don’t care the house is dirty Putting feet up on the coffee table Wearing black socks with bermuda shorts Loudly cracking knuckles Urge to blow stuff up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denver Don Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 heck that sounds like a good time there ... lol when i am under the weather i have me a hot tottie .... little bit of whiskey a squize of lemon and a bit o honey heat up up and drink it as hot as you can stand it. just keep the remote in your hand dont chenge the socks black is kewl tell the start ta smell but if they smell like popcorn just leave em on.....also after wwe turn on reruns of gunsmoke or bananza and call doc in the mornin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Threebars, SASS #35671 Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 What's curious about that stuff??? R3B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spanish Bit Bobb Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Well, I not a doctor but I dew play one on TV. Switch ta a hi-dollar whiskey...that Ten High yer drinkin' will only contribute ta them bad side effects an will not serve any medicinal comfort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Whiskey, Darlin', them ain't side effects. Thems life forces. Give into the force. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Business Posted August 24, 2011 Author Share Posted August 24, 2011 Well, I not a doctor but I dew play one on TV. Switch ta a hi-dollar whiskey...that Ten High yer drinkin' will only contribute ta them bad side effects an will not serve any medicinal comfort. I wuz drinkin some stuff BMC sent me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Threebars, SASS #35671 Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Ya mean 10High AIN'T high dollar stuff??? Thet lyin' whiskey drummer!!! R3B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Keeeereful, Whiskey Girl. Spanish Bit Bobb is a whiskey drummer and ner'do well. He is also a large living representative of ENZYTE. You think us still operators is sneeky, he wrote the book on sneeky. That stuff I sent was not fer drinking. It is intended it fer cleaning the soot outta yer shotgun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Business Posted August 24, 2011 Author Share Posted August 24, 2011 Keeeereful, Whiskey Girl. Spanish Bit Bobb is a whiskey drummer and ner'do well. He is also a large living representative of ENZYTE. You think us still operators is sneeky, he wrote the book on sneeky. That stuff I sent was not fer drinking. It is intended it fer cleaning the soot outta yer shotgun. Well why did'nt ya say so. Was a bit smoother than EXLIAR though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spanish Bit Bobb Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 ya gotta watch the Elixer that Badger sens ya, his homemade crayon labels dew not stick on the bottles fer very long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunt Jen Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Ah yes But as long as u don't start getting the urge to throw your clothes on the floor and take out the trash, you're still ok Can u still force yourself to do dishes and laundry? Also, switch to strawberry margaritas. It's a better drink! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Ah yes But as long as u don't start getting the urge to throw your clothes on the floor and take out the trash, you're still ok Can u still force yourself to do dishes and laundry? Also, switch to strawberry margaritas. It's a better drink! I went to school with her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Business Posted August 24, 2011 Author Share Posted August 24, 2011 Ah yes But as long as u don't start getting the urge to throw your clothes on the floor and take out the trash, you're still ok Can u still force yourself to do dishes and laundry?Also, switch to strawberry margaritas. It's a better drink! I consider this the perfect excuse to get out of housework for a few days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildcat Carole Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Are you leaving the toliet seat up or farting? If so, for pete's sake get off them steroids!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 And if you - or the drink - were Scot, 'twould be "Whisky...!" And you might be better off, 'specially if it was a nice single malt... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Are you leaving the toliet seat up or farting? If so, for pete's sake get off them steroids!! Carole, Honey, ya' been 'round Okie tooooooooooo long! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Okie ain't got a lick of sense. Poor example. And just what is wrong with leaving the seat up and farting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spanish Bit Bobb Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 dont ferget tha belchin' an selective hearin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Business Posted August 24, 2011 Author Share Posted August 24, 2011 Are you leaving the toliet seat up or farting? If so, for pete's sake get off them steroids!! That falls under making myself mad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Threebars, SASS #35671 Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 dont ferget tha belchin' an selective hearin'. ....an askin' folks ta pull this finger.. R3B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cash Duckett Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 I have to get them 'roid shots once every year or two. The wife says they make me "mean as an ole bear". I just ask her "what the he** are you talkin bout woman? I'll give ya sometin to complain about!" True story, Cash Forgot- She don't give me no whiskey for a week or so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Harrrumph. Allow me to clarify... Let a sinus infection go on fer awhale, actually had to see the doc. Got steroids and antibiotics. Them steroids don’t mix well with whiskey! Had to drink twice as much as usual just to git a decent buzz. Also noticed some right curious side effects as well: Watching WWF I've always said that was more due to a lack of acumen than an excess of hormones. Drinking juice right out the carton There's a problem with that? Urge to wear a beer stained t shirt (don’t have one though)If you don't get beer stains on a t-shirt how will you know when it's time to convert it to a rag? Doing stupid things to make myself mad Okay, I'll give ya that one Hogging the remote Not hogging. Merely showing leadership. Not using a coaster I don't put it down so I don't need a coaster Ignoring yield signs Ignoring or assessing the situation and proceeding appropriately? Whistling off key It's not "off key" to the whistler. It's a Personal Key. Don’t care the house is dirty Dirty house,clean truck Putting feet up on the coffee table Coffee table, Ottoman, dog, cardboard box, personal valet... Whats the dif? Wearing black socks with bermuda shorts Southern California or Florida residents over 60 only Loudly cracking knuckles It's an echo location technique. Like bats and porpoises use. Urge to blow stuff up Well, I'll give ya that one too And I've never seen "awhale with a sinus infection". Could happen I guess. But that would mess up his echo location. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Tough crowd in here tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Threebars, SASS #35671 Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Tough crowd in here tonight. Must be da 'roids! R3B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Ah yes But as long as u don't start getting the urge to throw your clothes on the floor and take out the trash, you're still ok Can u still force yourself to do dishes and laundry? Also, switch to strawberry margaritas. It's a better drink! Take the trash out naked? Hmmm. I could get away with that way out here. No neighbors. But not in the winter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Threebars, SASS #35671 Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Take the trash out naked? Hmmm. I could get away with that way out here. No neighbors. But not in the winter. Tha's the great thing 'bout Florida,UB. R3B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Hmmm, you Florida boys are DIFFERENT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Threebars, SASS #35671 Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Hmmm, you Florida boys are DIFFERENT! "Different" conjures up such NEGATIVE connotations; we perfers "Unique". R3B EDIT: to crrectspeling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Are you leaving the toliet seat up or farting? If so, for pete's sake get off them steroids!! All men and women fart. The difference is one tries to be sneaky (unsuccessfully) and the other makes it a performance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Business Posted August 24, 2011 Author Share Posted August 24, 2011 Harrrumph. Allow me to clarify... And I've never seen "awhale with a sinus infection". Could happen I guess. But that would mess up his echo location. :lol: Whale it messed up my echo location. Cain't yell loud enough right now to cause an echo in any location. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Let a sinus infection go on fer awhale, actually had to see the doc. Got steroids and antibiotics. Them steroids don’t mix well with whiskey! Had to drink twice as much as usual just to git a decent buzz. Also noticed some right curious side effects as well: Watching WWF Drinking juice right out the carton Urge to wear a beer stained t shirt (don’t have one though) Doing stupid things to make myself mad Hogging the remote Not using a coaster Ignoring yield signs Whistling off key Don’t care the house is dirty Putting feet up on the coffee table Wearing black socks with bermuda shorts Loudly cracking knuckles Urge to blow stuff up Watch WWF ? NAW ! Drinkin' orange juice ? Nope....But I'm drinkin' Bulliet wif dem steriods !! Beer stained T-shirt ? Aint got one Doin' stuipd things to make you mad ? Aint going der !! Hoggin' da remote ? Normal ! Not using coasters and ignorin' yield signs ? What are dey fer anyhow ! Whislting off key ? Do whistles have keys ? Not carein' ifin' da house is dirty ? Again Normal. Puttin' feet up on coffee table ? Can't. Too many Buillet bottles ! Wearin' black socks wif bermuda shorts ? WHY ? Loudly crackin' knuckles ? Normal Urge to blow stuff up ? Very, very, very normal !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Business Posted August 24, 2011 Author Share Posted August 24, 2011 So, I'm perfectly normal! Whew! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Threebars, SASS #35671 Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 So, I'm perfectly normal! Whew! Let's not go crazy here. R3B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 Let's not go crazy here. R3B What cha mean ? What do ya call a bunch of full grown men and women dressed and playing as cowboys and cowgirls... Shooting real guns with live ammo.........NORMAL !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spanish Bit Bobb Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 So, I'm perfectly normal! Whew! yer askin' Saloonatics? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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