Aunt Jen 0 Posted August 23, 2011 Share Posted August 23, 2011 Ok, all. I hate to have to say this, but it's time to quit lolligagging (?) around this saloon, 'planin' 'bout jes 'bout everything from the dog house to the price of gold, so it's time for us to do something about it. We're gonna have to rob the bank. Here's my plan: We have a quick snort, git up out of these chairs, ride over to the bank, have Deja hold the horses out front. Put on our bandanas. Then go in, draw our guns, and BMC will holler, "Stick 'em up!" (Good dog.) Everyone will put their hands up, but there won't be enough in the till. Thankfully, Utah has brought some dynamite, so we blow the safe—we DO NOT LET BUTCH DO IT. We'll put the people inside on their honor not to tell the sheriff who done it, and we'll ride away fast right back here to the saloon and pretend it never happened. But lets be reasonable about this: No whoopin' and hollerin' on the way back here; it'll give us away. Okay! That's a good gang! I'll have some cold drinks here waiting for you! Link to post Share on other sites
Wolfgang, SASS #53480 293 Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Deja works in the bank ..... is this gonna be an "inside" job ???.... Link to post Share on other sites
Aunt Jen 0 Posted August 24, 2011 Author Share Posted August 24, 2011 Deja works in the bank ..... is this gonna be an "inside" job ???.... Well, the money is inside the bank, so I guess it's an inside job. However, I thought Deja should be outside so she'd be more anonymous. Does that work? Or, Deja, would you prefer to switch with someone else? Link to post Share on other sites
Apache Hawk 60642 0 Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 AJ is not goin' wif us ? Why not ? Dis is startin to smell fishy to me ! Link to post Share on other sites
Pack Saddle Slim, SASS #73122 0 Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Well, if we're carrying gold or so much money that it's going to be ultra heavy, I've got the pack mules. Between my whole string, we could probably pack out a little over 600 pounds. Hmmm...with the price of gold today, that would be....????? Uh, I'm not sure, but I think all of us would be fairly well-to-do. Link to post Share on other sites
Aunt Jen 0 Posted August 24, 2011 Author Share Posted August 24, 2011 Yes, I think the mules would come in handy. No. I've had to sacrifice my own enjoyment to stay behind and miss the fun, so I could be ready to serve refreshments on your return. But don't worry. I'm sure you'll be successful and steal a lot of money for us all. You're heroes. You see not the world as it is but as it should be. "...to dream, the impossible dream..." Uh, wait: You know, I know we're in a saloon, but in what town? If this is Rock Ridge, then I'm leaving now. If this is Deadwood, then I'll forgo the cards. If this is Tombstone, then I'll stay away from the coral, but I'll go ahead and help you all rob the bank and play cards.... Link to post Share on other sites
Grizzly Dave 972 Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 I'd love to help, but me 'n Hawk is kinda busy right now over in the Circuit Preacher thread. Link to post Share on other sites
Rye Miles #13621 7,384 Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 I'm in!!! I need retirement $$$$, how 'bout I man the gattling gun?? Rye Link to post Share on other sites
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 7,636 Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Deja works in the bank ..... is this gonna be an "inside" job ???.... We'll pick a different bank. As some famous Russky said, "You don't poop where you eat." Link to post Share on other sites
Sneaky Gun Runner SASS 79775 0 Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 I don't care what bank we rob as long as I gits ta lite da fuze! Ya know, if'n we put the nitro under da safe we's cud blow it perty much stait up thru da roof, we cud have it land in the back of da Saloon (ACS) were Bottles keeps da good stuff and knock er open at our leezure. Shoot, if we used a cuple uh extree feets of fuze we cud all be back in da Saloon (ACS) sippin a kul one wen de exsi, ecksite, exercisem, uh, when she blew. We'd all have dem good alerbyes. Link to post Share on other sites
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 7,636 Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 I don't care what bank we rob as long as I gits ta lite da fuze! Ya know, if'n we put the nitro under da safe we's cud blow it perty much stait up thru da roof, we cud have it land in the back of da Saloon (ACS) were Bottles keeps da good stuff and knock er open at our leezure. Shoot, if we used a cuple uh extree feets of fuze we cud all be back in da Saloon (ACS) sippin a kul one wen de exsi, ecksite, exercisem, uh, when she blew. We'd all have dem good alerbyes. Is your aim good enough that we would want to be near the target area? Link to post Share on other sites
Sneaky Gun Runner SASS 79775 0 Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 If'n AJ is a puttin drinks on her tab, wud ya care? Link to post Share on other sites
Wolfgang, SASS #53480 293 Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 I've got this crazy immage of Deja holding a string of mule outside of the bank and a bunch of SASS cowboys running out the front door with sacks of money and armloads of gold bars. That'd cornfuuus the police real gud. They'd probably be wirting Deja a ticked for the mule poop on the street as the cowboys ( & cowgirsl) came out of the bank. Someone want to write a screenplay . . . we can film it at White Horse Ranch this winter. Link to post Share on other sites
Richard Threebars, SASS #35671 0 Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Yes, I think the mules would come in handy. No. I've had to sacrifice my own enjoyment to stay behind and miss the fun, so I could be ready to serve refreshments on your return. But don't worry. I'm sure you'll be successful and steal a lot of money for us all. You're heroes. You see not the world as it is but as it should be. "...to dream, the impossible dream..." Uh, wait: You know, I know we're in a saloon, but in what town? If this is Rock Ridge, then I'm leaving now. If this is Deadwood, then I'll forgo the cards. If this is Tombstone, then I'll stay away from the coral, but I'll go ahead and help you all rob the bank and play cards.... Seein' this is Toostone mebbe we should have a round o' #4's an' rethunk this. Bottles, set us up, por favor. R3B Link to post Share on other sites
Dusty Morningwood 100 Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Well, I recently learned that bank robberies by women are up by 6% over last year. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskey Business 1,222 Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 But lets be reasonable about this: No whoopin' and hollerin' on the way back here; it'll give us away. I'm guessin shootin our guns in air is outta the question. Link to post Share on other sites
The O'Meara Himself 89 Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 OK, lemme see now, that'd be ah...that's 600 times 16 times 1700, that would be um...ah...carry the one...um...and two zeroes...um...Can anybody in the gang do ciphers? The O'Meara Himself Link to post Share on other sites
Denver Don 0 Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 I'm in!!! I need retirement $$$$, how 'bout I man the gattling gun?? Rye With out Firing a shot ... just the site of a Gattling Gun has been know to stop even the meanest posse ..... Link to post Share on other sites
Aunt Jen 0 Posted August 24, 2011 Author Share Posted August 24, 2011 Ok. We're having a little schizo-time here, so I'll have to explain better: it's the 1800s, and Deja doesn't work at the bank yet, so its okay to rob it. There's only one bank in town, and there are no police. There's only a Sheriff. The reason I asked about what town this is, is because it will tell me who that sheriff is. If it's Rock Ridge, then it's Sheriff Bart. If it's Silverado, then it has Denehy as sheriff, and we'd have to give him a cut of the take. I was suggesting you guys go over there, rob it, and bring the money back here to the saloon where I'll wait for you If you keep the explosions to a minimum, then no one will know we did it; the town is full of cowboys. Ifn you don't want to do that, then we could consider robbing the stage after it leaves town, but the bank probably has more money in it. Ideas? Link to post Share on other sites
Grizzly Dave 972 Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 I'm guessin shootin our guns in air is outta the question. I reckon that would be seen as 'a round over the berm' and would get us a MDQ. Link to post Share on other sites
Richard Threebars, SASS #35671 0 Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 I reckon that would be seen as 'a round over the berm' and would get us a MDQ. If'n we shoots straight up they won't go over the berm. (Not ta be splittin' hairs or anythin') R3B Link to post Share on other sites
Aunt Jen 0 Posted August 24, 2011 Author Share Posted August 24, 2011 I guess it all depends on what kind of bank robbery you guys want. I'd imagined a sneak robbery where you bring the money back to the Saloon. But you could have one where you shoot all kinds of things, let Butch Cassidy blow the safe all to kingdom come, ride like a #6 wiht all the whoopin' and a hollerin'—but then you'll have to either give the sheriff a cut of the take, or ride out of town fast with the loot. And what ever you're gonna do, hurry up! Because gold is tanking today. So what do you want to do? Link to post Share on other sites
Denver Don 0 Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 nooooo if ya let Butch blow the safe there wont be any money ..... Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskey Business 1,222 Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 I reckon that would be seen as 'a round over the berm' and would get us a MDQ. We's lookin at hard time in Yuma, an yourn werried bout a dang MDQ? Link to post Share on other sites
Grizzly Dave 972 Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 I say lets ride on over to that big spread out south, you know the one, that robber cattle baron what has been pushing all the other outfits out by hook and by crook. We'll stampede their cattle and then rob the main house. Link to post Share on other sites
Denver Don 0 Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 I say lets ride on over to that big spread out south, you know the one, that robber cattle baron what has been pushing all the other outfits out by hook and by crook. We'll stampede their cattle and then rob the main house. I know the spread your talkin about, I stopped in there a few months back on my way in ta towne and that crook chrged me a $20 gold piece to water my horse ..... Link to post Share on other sites
Richard Threebars, SASS #35671 0 Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 We's lookin at hard time in Yuma, an yourn werried bout a dang MDQ? I reckon they's some folks what got differ'nt priorities. R3B Link to post Share on other sites
Denver Don 0 Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 I think i'm gettin mighty parched talkin about this here stuff .... belly up to the bar aj's buyin Link to post Share on other sites
Aunt Jen 0 Posted August 24, 2011 Author Share Posted August 24, 2011 I know the spread your talkin about, I stopped in there a few months back on my way in ta towne and that crook chrged me a $20 gold piece to water my horse ..... How dare he! Now, that ain't neighborly. But ifn you rustle his cows, how will you bring them all back to the saloon? Link to post Share on other sites
Denver Don 0 Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 How dare he! Now, that ain't neighborly. But ifn you rustle his cows, how will you bring them all back to the saloon? i'm just a wonderin how many of them thar cows in gonna fit here in the saloon ... Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskey Business 1,222 Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Does we's have to buy the cows drinks? Link to post Share on other sites
Denver Don 0 Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Does we's have to buy the cows drinks? nahh will just make buy us some drinks ... Link to post Share on other sites
Aunt Jen 0 Posted August 24, 2011 Author Share Posted August 24, 2011 We could drink their milk— There's an uproar in the Saloon. "What!" AJ says defensively to the hoard. Link to post Share on other sites
Denver Don 0 Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 We could drink their milk— There's an uproar in the Saloon. "What!" AJ says defensively to the hoard. milk and rye ... hum what would ya call that .... ahhh mad cow .... Link to post Share on other sites
Richard Threebars, SASS #35671 0 Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Jist thinkin' about it curdles mah brain. R3B Link to post Share on other sites
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