Apache Hawk 60642 Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Do da Saloon need a greasin' or somethin ? Or is dis confuzer runnin' extra slow ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Reb, SASS #54804 Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 I think everybody passed out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted August 9, 2011 Author Share Posted August 9, 2011 Naw, don't tank it's dat..... B ut what da hell, I'm buyin' !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 'Pache, pour me a shot of that Bulliet 'n let's see if this place is as dead as it seems! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted August 9, 2011 Author Share Posted August 9, 2011 'Pache, pour me a shot of that Bulliet 'n let's see if this place is as dead as it seems! Ok, Blackwater......I'll pour And I'll call yur bluff too !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Seems to have picked up again thankfully. It was slower than molasses in Minnesota in January for a while there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Complicated Lady Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Well if you Gentlemen are buyin' The Lady will have a Malibu and Pineapple soda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunt Jen Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Someone's buying? I'll have a strawberry margarita, in a glass, one straw, but with no salt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Complicated Lady Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Fruity little drinks for the ladies... cause we can't shoot whiskey well we CAN but we chose to stay on our feet a bit longer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunt Jen Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Oh, I can shoot hard likker. Just stack it up out there, and BANG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted August 9, 2011 Author Share Posted August 9, 2011 Seems to have picked up again thankfully. It was slower than molasses in Minnesota in January for a while there. Grizz, molasses in January ? That stuff is frozen soild by then !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted August 9, 2011 Author Share Posted August 9, 2011 Ok... let's see here....... Body shots fer da ladies.............. Bottle shots fer da men !!!! Don't need no stinkin' glasses a t'all !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Yep!! The clientel is definitely better than while ago! A round fer the house on me!! 'Pache ol' hoss, Have a Bulliet on me!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellowhouse Sam # 25171 Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 I'll have a double shot of Patron just to sip on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Four knuckles of Mac for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 I'm thinkin' you might be comin' down ta' Morristown fer gunsmoke this year, 'Pache. What about it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Complicated Lady Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 oh my those fruity little drinks do sneak up on a gal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 oh my those fruity little drinks do sneak up on a gal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Barkeep's runnin' too many tabs. Somebody's gotta pay up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted August 10, 2011 Author Share Posted August 10, 2011 Yep!! The clientel is definitely better than while ago! A round fer the house on me!! 'Pache ol' hoss, Have a Bulliet on me!! (GLUP.....GLUP......GLUP.....HICK......GLUP....) Thanks Blackwater................dat's so SMOOTH !!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted August 10, 2011 Author Share Posted August 10, 2011 Barkeep's runnin' too many tabs. Somebody's gotta pay up. Flint and Badger and Grzz has got it ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted August 10, 2011 Author Share Posted August 10, 2011 oh my those fruity little drinks do sneak up on a gal Here Darlin'... have nother. It's on Badger's tab. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted August 10, 2011 Author Share Posted August 10, 2011 I'm thinkin' you might be comin' down ta' Morristown fer gunsmoke this year, 'Pache. What about it? Nope. Been too disappionted with it. But, I'm only a hour more north. Come on up !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 Nope. Been too disappionted with it. But, I'm only a hour more north. Come on up !! I shot the match last year and had a ball. Made a lot of new friends and sold a few hats and such. I signed on as a sponsor this year and hope to do well again, (managed to win a buckle last year). I was kinda' hopin' ta make yer aquaintance in the flesh so to speak. If you change your mind it'd be a hoot to get together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 So I worked all day long.. and now Apaches has started up the Saloon again.. That means I have to serve beer in dirty glasses and pretend to wash them at the end of the night.. mop up the floor with a dirty mop, take the Saloon mascot ( a drunk horse) out at night, pick the lead out of the walls, put up a new mirror that is not shot full of holes, and patch up the girlie picture on the back wall so you guys keep coming back.. . .and I am just tired already. lol... Hey wait a second you guys stop playing pin the tail on my photo.. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunt Jen Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 I tell ya, this is one rowdy saloon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 yes. it is... on a daily basis the dumb horse dropps apples on my clean floor and when I taken him out for a drink in the pond he pushes someone in the pond. Apaches comes in and demands a new bottle of Rye.. and then he shoots the darn mirror out.. opps.. brb.. family calling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunt Jen Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 yes. it is... on a daily basis the dumb horse dropps apples on my clean floor and when I taken him out for a drink in the pond he pushes someone in the pond. Apaches comes in and demands a new bottle of Rye.. and then he shoots the darn mirror out.. opps.. brb.. family calling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 Grizz and Hawk slip out the back door and walk down to the fire house. They hitch up BMCs mule and pull the pump wagon back to the Saloon, put the source hose in the pond, and start pumping. Before long, water is flowing from the hose, Hawk keeps pumping and Grizz grabs the hose and walks in the back door. "you want this place washed out Deja? Well here ya go!!!!! Bwahahahahahahahahahaa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunt Jen Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 Grizz and Hawk slip out the back door and walk down to the fire house. They hitch up BMCs mule and pull the pump wagon back to the Saloon, put the source hose in the pond, and start pumping. Before long, water is flowing from the hose, Hawk keeps pumping and Grizz grabs the hose and walks in the back door. "you want this place washed out Deja? Well here ya go!!!!! Bwahahahahahahahahahaa" "AAAAAhheeeeeeee!" Saloon girls cuss and scatter, but five dusty ol' dudes just sit there in the spray and laugh. Water doesn't collect in the room, the place is so shot full of holes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 Grizz and Hawk slip out the back door and walk down to the fire house. They hitch up BMCs mule and pull the pump wagon back to the Saloon, put the source hose in the pond, and start pumping. Before long, water is flowing from the hose, Hawk keeps pumping and Grizz grabs the hose and walks in the back door. "you want this place washed out Deja? Well here ya go!!!!! Bwahahahahahahahahahaa" Darn it Grizzes.. you washed my jar of Mustand and Garlic dills onto the floor and broke the jar.. It will take me all night long to pick the glass out of that stuff.. lol.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 Did I hear someone say wet Saloon girl outfit contest??? Sorry bout yer pickles Deja Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunt Jen Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 Darn it Grizzes.. you washed my jar of Mustand and Garlic dills onto the floor and broke the jar.. It will take me all night long to pick the glass out of that stuff.. lol.. "Oh, Deja! I'm so sorry—and don't you fret, now. Because I just happened to have a whole new case of 'em for you, here," Griz said, handing her a case of tobasco sauce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 Did I hear someone say wet Saloon girl outfit contest??? Sorry bout yer pickles Deja Grizzes.. I did a bit of sweating yesterday helping a pal cut back some trees.. it is a not a good look for me.. lol... Wet or sweat.. all are alike.. lol.. Now a I so much better with BP swirling about my head.. but I love playing in the yard, the garden, cleaning stuff up, painting.. coming up with ideas to do stuff to a place,..... so sweat is my friend.. And while I spent time in the south I did not learn how to Glisten... lol.. I pure ole sweat... lol.. I am good at it.. But.. the pickles.. darn it.. Oh, well heck no one will notice a little bit of glass will they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 "Oh, Deja! I'm so sorryand don't you fret, now. Because I just happened to have a whole new case of 'em for you, here," Griz said, handing her a case of tobasco sauce. Aunt Jen you are the very best.... ah.. got any extra garlic>? lol since AJ has not been around a long time unless she was just reaing.. my garlic pickle story is in order.. lol.. My dad did not want his girls to date until we were 18, but we could go out with a group from school. So, I would go.. but once in a while someone would tell me a guy liked me.. and I would take an extra doses of Garlic mustard dills.. lol.. This continued on until I was pretty darn old really.. lol.. I guess my humor has been odd for decades.. I figured if they really liked me they could get past the smell.. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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