WALKER, TEXAS RANGER

[ALAMO KID SASS #8100]

It was announced to that Chuck Norris will become a real Texas Ranger today.

http://www.popeater.com/2010/12/02/chuck-n...3_lnk2%7C187668

 

MAYBE HE, CAN CLEAN UP THE BORDER, SOMEHOW.

[Nate Kiowa Jones #6765]

It's an honorary promotion. SASS has a 4 time world champ aka Ed Sieker Texas Ranger that is an honorary Texas Ranger.

[Pit Bull Tex]

Ed Sieker is a very fine man, and a good pard to shoot with.

[Barterin Bill]

It's an honorary promotion. SASS has a 4 time world champ aka Ed Sieker Texas Ranger that is an honorary Texas Ranger.

You mean he's not really goin after the bad guys like Steve Segal?

[Coyote Kid, SASS#54714]

Hey Alamo,

A couple years ago I bought a ball cap with "Walker Texas Ranger" on it at the Texas Ranger Hall of Fame in Waco, TX.

I'll trade it for your new '73 if you want it.

Coyote Kid

[ALAMO KID SASS #8100]

Hey Alamo,

A couple years ago I bought a ball cap with "Walker Texas Ranger" on it at the Texas Ranger Hall of Fame in Waco, TX.

I'll trade it for your new '73 if you want it.

Coyote Kid

 

 

LET ME GET BACK TO YA ON THAT ONE

 

WHAT COLOR IS IT ??????????????????[

[Solo_Sam]

Chuck Norris already has a shrine at the Texas Ranger Museum in Waco. It has some props and a leather jacket that was his costume. The Texas Ranger Museum is a pretty cool place.

 

-Solo Sam

[Yul Catchum]

Heard he was considering doing another round of the TV show but because he's getting older Hollywood wanted to rename it

 

"On A Walker Texas Ranger"

[ALAMO KID SASS #8100]

Heard he was considering doing another round of the TV show but because he's getting older Hollywood wanted to rename it

 

"On A Walker Texas Ranger"

 

 

 

ALAMO

[Captain Woodrow Cahill, SASS # 54363]

He was a past Director of the Texas Ranger Law Enforcement Association .... http://www.texasrangers.org/The%20Rangers.asp .... so maybe this was just the next logical step.

[Jack Houston # 35508]

That show was BS!!!!!!

 

He always wanted to Kung Foo with the bad guys and they did!! (in the script) a Real Bad Guy would have blown him away!! And his partner was supposedly an ex Dallas Cowboy

Plus, I've never heard of a Texas Ranger that had a beard!!

[Pulp, SASS#28319]

On this episode of Walker Texas Ranger:

 

Chuck Norris gets mad at someone early in the show, and 55 minutes later kicks the snot out of him.

[C. Erroll Madre]

Actually, the news people got it all wrong.

 

The way it was supposed to read is that the Texas Rangers were just made honorary Chuck Norrises.

 

 

 

 

Guns don't kill people, Chuck Norris kills people.

[Tangent Ranger]

That show was BS!!!!!!

 

He always wanted to Kung Foo with the bad guys and they did!! (in the script) a Real Bad Guy would have blown him away!! And his partner was supposedly an ex Dallas Cowboy

Plus, I've never heard of a Texas Ranger that had a beard!!

Or a black hat. Totally against the dress code.

[Guest EL NEGRO GATO #8178]

Howdy All, when I started acting with my cowboy group in 1989 I took on the persona of a Texas Ranger working the Iowa,South Dakota and Nebraska territories in 1880 looking for bail jumpers and escaped outlaws I was presented an honorery Texas Ranger commission from 1880 I have the certificate and badge which I still proudly wear. I've given out around 100 Texas Ranger blank commissions to "Rangers" wearing the badge

ENG

[Lone Dog, SASS #20401]

Chuck still ain't a REAL Texas Ranger. Honorary and real are far from the same.

 

Neither is Ed, but ole Ed is a world class champ, pard, and yarn spinner.

 

There are exactly ZERO real Rangers with either a black hat OR a beard.

 

Nor do they carry Berettas. Usually Sig Sauers in 357 Sig or 45 or 1911s.

[Yul Catchum]

Wow! Sounds like some folks got something stuck in their craw.

 

When i met Norris years ago he treated all of us wearing the badge with respect. He developed and personally oversaw a major juvenile program in texas schools. He worked with LEO's and helped plenty of them and their families. And while he's not my favorite actor nor was his TV show among those I watched he obviously did something of such consistent magnitude that the Texas Rangers felt he was worthy of an honorary appointment. And Black hat...., oh for crimney sakes.

[Col. Nathan C. Riddles, SASS # 7462]

Howdy All, when I started acting with my cowboy group in 1989 I took on the persona of a Texas Ranger working the Iowa,South Dakota and Nebraska territories in 1880 looking for bail jumpers and escaped outlaws I was presented an honorery Texas Ranger commission from 1880 I have the certificate and badge which I still proudly wear. I've given out around 100 Texas Ranger blank commissions to "Rangers" wearing the badge

ENG

 

 

That's ok. But if you want to wear a Ranger badge within the boundaries of the state of Texas you best stop by the nearest Ranger Company & let them know you're doing it for theatrical purposes & get their ok. To do otherwise is a felony in this state.

[Johnny Loco]

The job of the REAL Texas Rangers was finished by 1880. In 1935 I believe they reorganized and now its just another DPS police force. Nothing notable about the New Texas Rangers. If they were REAL Rangers there would be no border problem.

 

So,its only fitting they add another Joke to their ranks.

[Jack Houston # 35508]

The Rangers are the Investigative division of the DPS, Kinda' like the FBI of Texas!!

 

http://www.txdps.state.tx.us/TexasRangers/

[Johnny Loco]

I respect the Rangers but they have a totally different charter. They just ain't the original badasses everyone confuses them with.

[hud]

Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, problem is Chuck never cries. In his beard he hides another FIST. He's so tough, he doesn't have to do ANYTHING for a Klondike bar.

hud (who met the real Chuck, and found him a very personable, likeable, and funny fellow. Shoulda seen his face when I said "I thought Bruce Lee KILLED you")

[Col. Nathan C. Riddles, SASS # 7462]

There was a picture of Norris, Gov. Perry & a group of Rangers at the awards in Garland in yesterday's paper. Norris was wearing a grey suit, (court attire for a Ranger) and the beard was gone. He even got a haircut.

[Boss Hoss Fly #63711]

It was announced to that Chuck Norris will become a real Texas Ranger today.

http://www.popeater.com/2010/12/02/chuck-n...3_lnk2%7C187668

 

MAYBE HE, CAN CLEAN UP THE BORDER, SOMEHOW.

 

 

Norris is not even a real hollyweird actor

[Phiren Smoke GUNFIGHTER]

OK I can't resist any longer. Chuck Norris can divide by zero. And my personal favorite......When Chuck Norris jumps in the water he doesn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised.

 

Smoke

[Trigger Mike]

I like the episodes where he goes back in time to the old west, then the beard is ok.

[Lone Dog, SASS #20401]

Nothing is stuck in my craw. The thing is, I've known and worked with several real Texas Rangers. They are a very great asset to local law enforcement who may have limited resources. NONE of them would be caught dead in a black hat or beard even if it were allowed. There are only a few dozen of them in the whole state. Not ONE has a beard or wears anything but a silver belly.

 

I could not stand to watch the show just because of the beard/black hat/Beretta stoopidity.

[Blue Steel Duke]

Wow! Sounds like some folks got something stuck in their craw.

 

When i met Norris years ago he treated all of us wearing the badge with respect. He developed and personally oversaw a major juvenile program in texas schools. He worked with LEO's and helped plenty of them and their families. And while he's not my favorite actor nor was his TV show among those I watched he obviously did something of such consistent magnitude that the Texas Rangers felt he was worthy of an honorary appointment. And Black hat...., oh for crimney sakes.

I have to agree with Yul. While Hollywood put their touch of inaccuracy on the show, Mr. Norris worked very hard to paint Law Enforcement in a positive light to society....something that our profession needs these days!

 

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