DocWard

Helps to be born and raised and still live in Ohio, I suppose! Oh, I find that fascinating, but I don't need to try to figure out why you can.

I'm just sitting here trying to figure out two things. Why the astronaut on the right has a gun. Why his flag is the flag of the State of Ohio.

“Little old lady got mutilated late last night “ wins the award for best use of alliteration in a rock song.

I once did that with a 1911 mainspring when I was in the Army Reserve, while giving a class on the dissasembly, cleaning, and reassembly of the 1911, just as I was saying something to the effect of "be careful about the spring because..."

Not a meme, but I couldn’t resist: After getting nailed by a Navy Seal, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, he is greeted by George Washington. "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yells Mr. Washington, slapping Osama in the face. Patrick Henry comes up from behind. "You wanted to end the Americans' liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punches Osama on the nose. James Madison comes up next, and says "This is why I allowed the Federal government to provide for the common defense!" He drops a large weight on Osama's knee. Osama is subject to similar beatings from John Randolph of Roanoke, James Monroe, and 65 other people who have the same love for liberty and America. As he writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurl him back toward the gate where he is to be judged. As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination, he screams "This is not what I was promised!" An angel replies "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you. What did you think I said?"

In other news, water is wet.

How old is that song?

Resistance is not futile! It’s Voltage divided by Current!

I need this mug!

And yet, somehow, I'm utterly content with that fact.

Now see, if they’d been driving a black Trans Am, they would have made it!

And oracles. Don't forget oracles.

I didn’t check in the alias look up, or go through all the previous pages so I hope this hasn’t been mentioned. As I was shaving this morning, I happened to glance down at my shaving brush and saw the words “Pure Badger.” I thought, now that sounds like a good alias. Conjures up the image of one mean hombre. “Don’t mess with him, he’s pure badger.” I think if I ever change my alias and it’s available, that may be my choice.

Eh, what goes around comes around

I just sent that to all of my coworkers. I’m considering printing it and hanging it up.

Too many times.

And here I am, one of that 0.0011% that say it's used in folk music and shows up in Led Zeppelin and even Rush songs.

Hey, that means I made an impression, regardless.

I showed this to my eldest daughter this morning. Her response was “I’m pretty sure the first cup is to keep you out of jail.”

I'm not sure why... But I saw this and immediately thought of @Pat Riot, SASS #13748

I’m more of an A&W guy myself, but Mug will do in a pinch.