Texas Lizard

Always have one handy in the house and garage...If I can not get to other things..... Texas Lizard

A weather balloon..... Texas Lizard

Peking duck...Chinese wife... Texas Lizard

Did you smell the bottom to see if they were Northern ducks or Southern ducks??? Texas Lizard

I guess, that being a VERY active duck hunter... You did not get very many ducks... Texas Lizard

I have no problem of owning a Glock...Or for anyone else owning one....Myself, it just does not fit hand right....There are better things I prefer because of the fit...If they fit, I would own more of them.... Texas Lizard

In my state we can not buy a new one....Maybe used, not sure...Private party yes, as far as I know....My toy store sold all there new ones... Texas Lizard California

And which end do you stay away from??? Texas Lizard

Whats a few days one way or the other...He's still dead.... Texas Lizard

Don't forget Thunderbird...What's the price, 22 twice...High octane and low price...And of course Ripple Wine..... Texas Lizard

I have not heard that owners of Glocks will have to turn them in....I do not think there was anything about that in the bill...It will be interesting to see how this plays out....My local toy store did sell a lot of Glocks this passed week or two...And did get many phone calls looking such items....Saw 3 of them go while was looking at things..We might not be able to buy them but the bad guy will get theirs... Texas Lizard

Hope it does not miss fire all three at the same time....Then again, it could make a great home defense shotgun...Bad guy looking up at three barrels...Might need need clean shorts.... Texas Lizard

She must be pretty hairy...... Texas Lizard

Could we get threw Halloween first...Before something about Christmas trees....I am not ready for this.....Don't even have my list ready... Texas Lizard

I do not have a smart phone....So I guess I have no problems....I like my computer screen....I can see it....With out glasses... Texas Lizard

Everything..... Texas Lizard

With a little work, could move right in..... Texas Lizard

Ya, but how do get them off.... Texas Lizard

To many eggs in one basket....So to speak....Did they not learn anything from the problem the Marines had....They lost a lot that day.... Texas Lizard

Lady bringing coffee....Mine would tell me, get off your lazy XXX and get your own....Yep times have changed... Texas Lizard

You are missing out.... Texas Lizard

A blond about 5' 2"...Work for you??? Or do you prefer 2 of them.... Texas Lizard

Will you remember how to use it???? Will sure keep your kids from using it... Texas Lizard I remember them and party lines....

Las t night I threw it agains the garage wall and this am I bought a mechanical one almost exactly like Mom had in her kitchen until she died. and one we had until it copped out and I got the new one for Christmas. Is this the twist dial with real bell ringer??? If so it is the only one I can hear....All the others I can not hear....Unless it is setting under my ear.... Texas Lizard

It is amazing what a little understanding and a hug can do......I think he read the situation very well.... Texas Lizard