Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967

"Piso Mojado~!" Saw it on a sign the other day...

Wait... Didn't he sing "My Heroes Have Always Been Cowboys...?"

Him too~!

Ya left out Crappy and Stinky~!

Wait... ain't them those li'l fellas who helped out ol' Snow White...?

Cool! Keep 'em coming, Warden!

Ha! That's exactly what I did! Took the ladies a few seconds to register that it was a "mouse," and not a mouse. On another note... I've been mentally reviewing my "gottado" list for the week - DANG! For being "retired," I'm sure gonna be a busy old f@rt boy!

Haw! Lumpy's undoubtedly right on both counts!! Good thing I'm a fella of few words... Sitting at my desk... "the box" on the floor next to me, gradually filling with shtuff... wastbasket filling faster... got a shriek out of the ladies when I said "Oh look! I found a dead mouse in my drawer!" then held up an old Logitech...

Liberally sprinkled with M&M's?

Shush, Dan... don' be givin' them any ideas!

No... but my buddy Hank said that to his ma after he shot hisself in the leg with a .45...

TOooo funny!!

Yup!

Isn't everything...?

Now... if he would reverse "O's" order that outlawed military weapons, sold or donated by the US to allies, to be re-imported by private groups.... Criminies ~ it even applied to 1870's vintage Argentine Rolling Blocks!

That's very cool, Joe!

I'm gonna plant me an avocado tree.

What Lumpy sez. Pretty much what I've heard from a few legislators I've spoken with over the years... Ha ha ha....!

Kinda long, but good... 'specially the second half. Made me hurt just watching!

When I bought my Series 80 twenty some years ago (alas, my only 1911), I swapped someone the flat for an arched ~ found it to be more comfortable. Thinking now that I might want to get another flat...

I always hated "call waiting." Annoying as heck to be talking to someone and have the phone 'beep' in my ear... I figgered if I'm talking to someone and somebody else wants to talk to me they can wait their turn ~ and the 'busy signal' let's 'em know I'm there. AND busy!

Gesundheit~!

Y'know, Joe, that first picture gives a whole new meaning to "Women marching for our rights!"

Ike, what might that software be and were can one find it...?

In these parts we refer to 'em as the "weather guessers." Kind of on a par with the "news readers."