Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 Well, boys, we got three engines out, we got more holes in us than a horse trader's mule, the radio is gone and we're leaking fuel and if we was flying any lower why we'd need sleigh bells on this thing... but we got one little budge on them Rooskies. At this height why they might harpoon us but they dang sure ain't gonna spot us on no radar screen! 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 Major "King" Kong Do I win a prize? Maybe a nice weekend in Dallas? 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 “I can’t do that, that’s private property… Ok then. But if you don’t get the president of the United States on that phone, you’re gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola company.” 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 "Precious bodily fluids" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 “Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed. But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops. Uh, depending on the breaks.“ 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 2 hours ago, Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 said: Well, boys, we got three engines out, we got more holes in us than a horse trader's mule, the radio is gone and we're leaking fuel and if we was flying any lower why we'd need sleigh bells on this thing... but we got one little budge on them Rooskies. At this height why they might harpoon us but they dang sure ain't gonna spot us on no radar screen! “If the pilot's good, see, I mean if he's reeeally sharp, he can barrel that baby in so low... oh you oughta see it sometime. It's a sight. A big plane like a '52... varrrooom! Its jet exhaust... frying chickens in the barnyard!” 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailrider #896 Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 "Comin' in on a wing and a prayer!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted March 1 Author Share Posted March 1 Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 Originally he said "could have a pretty good weekend in Dallas". Then Kennedy got shot, just before the movie was to be released. So they went back and changed the name of the town from Dallas to Vegas. Watch his lips. He says Dallas. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted March 2 Share Posted March 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted March 2 Share Posted March 2 “Well, I've been to one world fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that's the stupidest thing I ever heard come over a set of earphones. You sure you got today's codes?” 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watab kid Posted March 2 Share Posted March 2 i hadnt thought of dr strangelove in decades ...........now ill probably dream about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oak Ridge Regulator Posted March 2 Share Posted March 2 Classic Slim Pickens waving a cowboy hat a screaming yeeeehaaaawww, the perfect choice for that part 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted March 2 Share Posted March 2 I wonder if that was his personal hat? Jimmy Stewart wore the same hat in all of his westerns. I read somewhere that in between westerns it was kept in the director's safe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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