Lawdog Dago Dom Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 While cruising cyberspace for TEAM SASS material, sometimes I come across a good chuckle. 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 I have decided that if I encounter a PETAian…a PETAese person and they tell me I shouldn’t be eating animals I think I am going to ask them if cannibalism is okay and would they like to enlighten my palet by voluntarily giving up their life so I can have meat without harming the animals. I could probably scare the hell out of them if I truly looked and acted crazy while asking them. 1 2 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabez Cowboy,SASS # 50129 Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 Hey Pat is Acting necessary? ... Jabez Cowboy 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 7 hours ago, Pat Riot said: I have decided that if I encounter a PETAian…a PETAese person and they tell me I shouldn’t be eating animals I think I am going to ask them if cannibalism is okay and would they like to enlighten my palet by voluntarily giving up their life so I can have meat without harming the animals. I could probably scare the hell out of them if I truly looked and acted crazy while asking them. Give em the Hannibal Lector look! 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 Hello, Claryse Imis 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 I have encountered a few PETAtians in my time and every one of them sounds logical at first and then something happens in the conversation that just sets them off displaying complete lunacy on their part. I have found it best just keep quiet and continue eating my jerky until they calm down. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 How bout we chat over a burger with bacon? 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabez Cowboy,SASS # 50129 Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 I'm up for the Burger with Plenty of Bacon! Jabez Cowboy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 Couldn't even care a little if they blocked ME. Just couldn't care any less! I'm a different kind of PETA, People Eating Tasty Animals! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-BAR #18287 Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 Microscopic animals are commonly found on veggies. So a vegan eating veggies is probably still consuming animals, just small ones, the hypocrites! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzo_sWnaTUo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mud Marine,SASS#54686 Life Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 I'm a member of PETA. People Eating Tasty Animals!!! Save 1,000 elk - kill a wolf! Spay or neuter anti hunters!!! There's Mensa 98% and Intertel 99% Our Joe is in Densa no% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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