Made it to the poll just in time to vote

[Capt. James H. Callahan]

Parked next to this vehicle. So as not to get political I’ll leave each to speculate the party to which they likely belong.

JHC 

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

3 minutes ago, Capt. James H. Callahan said:

Parked next to this vehicle. So as not to get political I’ll leave each to speculate the party to which they likely belong.

JHC 

But the question is, “how many voters did it bring?”

[Smuteye John SASS#24774]

You went all the way to Chicago to vote?

[Capt. James H. Callahan]

The external anal sphincter that lives across the street from me is running for city council (again after he got beat the first time). Don't know how many times we've heard him screaming at his wife like a mad man. Probably his voters. My wife and I were out smoking one night during one of his rants. We've been married 24 years and dated a couple years before that. I asked if I had ever yelled at her. One word reply. "NEVER"

JHC

[Pat Riot]

A Dodge Caravan hearse? Freakin’ weird…

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

An economy hearse??

[Pat Riot]

Okay, I just told my wife that under no circumstance am I to be transported anywhere in a Dodge Caravan hearse when I die. She can load me into a pickup truck or even a wheelbarrow, but not one of those blasted things. 
 

I want to be cremated anyway…

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

My Mother rode to her final resting place in a 1938 Packard hearse.  Mom always loved Packards, especially the pr war models.  My sister's husband put a lot of effort, time, and money into that.

[Capt. James H. Callahan]

1 hour ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

An economy hearse??

Well, this IS West Texas. I guess the Dead Voter Party doesn't have real deep pockets herebouts.

JHC

[DeaconKC]

On 11/2/2021 at 9:14 PM, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

Okay, I just told my wife that under no circumstance am I to be transported anywhere in a Dodge Caravan hearse when I die. She can load me into a pickup truck or even a wheelbarrow, but not one of those blasted things. 
 

I want to be cremated anyway…

I told my Missus I wanted to be cremated too. She said I have an appointment next week...