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The external anal sphincter that lives across the street from me is running for city council (again after he got beat the first time). Don't know how many times we've heard him screaming at his wife like a mad man. Probably his voters. :lol: My wife and I were out smoking one night during one of his rants. We've been married 24 years and dated a couple years before that. I asked if I had ever yelled at her. One word reply. "NEVER"

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Okay, I just told my wife that under no circumstance am I to be transported anywhere in a Dodge Caravan hearse when I die. She can load me into a pickup truck or even a wheelbarrow, but not one of those blasted things. 
 

I want to be cremated anyway…

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On 11/2/2021 at 9:14 PM, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

Okay, I just told my wife that under no circumstance am I to be transported anywhere in a Dodge Caravan hearse when I die. She can load me into a pickup truck or even a wheelbarrow, but not one of those blasted things. 
 

I want to be cremated anyway…

I told my Missus I wanted to be cremated too. She said I have an appointment next week...

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