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Life Lessons From the ER

Subdeacon Joe

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Found this page, thought some of you could use a chuckle.


A sample:

1) Never run from the police especially if its a K9 unit.

2) Always wait until finishing your woodwork with the skillsaw prior to using your meth.

3) Don't swerve your Suzuki Samari to avoid hitting a squirrel in the middle of the road.

4) Don't road surf on the top of a moving stickshift car driven by your younger sibling with a learner's permit.



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There's seventy pages of that stuff!!


Some of it is....................................

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My former missus was an ER nurse for many years... on the "night shift" (they didn't like the term "graveyard shift" for some odd reason!). Many, many times she'd come home from a Friday or Saturday night and wake me up with "Oh, WOW! Wait'll you hear what happened LAST night!" stories.


One of the most memorable was the one that ended with "... and nobody knew that you could actually break one of those!" :blink::o

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