Subdeacon Joe Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 Found this page, thought some of you could use a chuckle. A sample: 1) Never run from the police especially if its a K9 unit. 2) Always wait until finishing your woodwork with the skillsaw prior to using your meth. 3) Don't swerve your Suzuki Samari to avoid hitting a squirrel in the middle of the road. 4) Don't road surf on the top of a moving stickshift car driven by your younger sibling with a learner's permit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Branchwater Jack SASS #88854 Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 Strong words to live by. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 Yep, try to avoid some a that myown self. Could add a few more but I don't want my family ta see them.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 There's seventy pages of that stuff!! Some of it is.................................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 Yup. My former missus was an ER nurse for many years... on the "night shift" (they didn't like the term "graveyard shift" for some odd reason!). Many, many times she'd come home from a Friday or Saturday night and wake me up with "Oh, WOW! Wait'll you hear what happened LAST night!" stories. One of the most memorable was the one that ended with "... and nobody knew that you could actually break one of those!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 I looked up gerbils in the ER once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake River Clay SASS #34984 Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 It's a good thing I'm on vacation. I have spent almost a week reading that whole thread. 10 years worth of replies... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted January 1, 2014 Author Share Posted January 1, 2014 It's a good thing I'm on vacation. I have spent almost a week reading that whole thread. 10 years worth of replies... And The Drivel threads get pulled after only 2000 or so posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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