Cheyenne Culpepper 32827 Posted August 22, 2013 Posted August 22, 2013 Wyatt, yu kin hav awl my guns that are presently in FL. Witch is nada, zilch, zero!! an my monee tuu!!! an Cali is meen tu me!!!! pbcc
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted August 22, 2013 Author Posted August 22, 2013 Wyatt, yu kin hav awl my guns that are presently in FL. Witch is nada, zilch, zero!! an my monee tuu!!! an Cali is meen tu me!!!! pbcc Its obvious to me that you need 20 lashings with a wet noodle! ..........Widder
Madd Mike #8595 Posted August 22, 2013 Posted August 22, 2013 James Bond (Widder): Pardon me, do you have a match? Kerim's Chauffeur (LTO): I use a lighter. James Bond (Widder): Better still. Kerim's Chauffeur (LTO): Until they go wrong. James Bond (Widder): Exactly. This exchange must take place prior to Widder having his guns inspected at the loading table CR I have shot with widder he dont use no guns th00se are secertly coded thumbs, that give the appearance of widder useing guns
Charlie T Waite Posted August 22, 2013 Posted August 22, 2013 if a tree falls in the woods is it a miss What did the spotters say? LOL
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted August 22, 2013 Author Posted August 22, 2013 I have shot with widder he dont use not guns th00se are secertly coded thumbs, that give the appearance of widder useing guns Another Top Secret exposed to the world..... ..........NimbleSOB
Wyatt Posted August 22, 2013 Posted August 22, 2013 Wyatt, yu kin hav awl my guns that are presently in FL. Witch is nada, zilch, zero!! an my monee tuu!!! an Cali is meen tu me!!!! pbcc Hey, I'm not one offering to give away firearms and money. Your message said nothing about what state they were in. Next you'll claim you never made the offer.
Madd Mike #8595 Posted August 22, 2013 Posted August 22, 2013 the egale has landed the area 51 widder voices and bud helicopter, have returned
Cowboy Rick, SASS #49739L Posted August 22, 2013 Posted August 22, 2013 I have shot with widder he dont use no guns th00se are secertly coded thumbs, that give the appearance of widder useing guns That would make "Q" proud!
Cheyenne Culpepper 32827 Posted August 23, 2013 Posted August 23, 2013 It's a blue moon over the Suwannee river that's not really blue. The cat's in the cradle in the silver moon. The water is red in Moon River. pbcc
Wyatt Posted August 23, 2013 Posted August 23, 2013 It's a blue moon over the Suwannee river that's not really blue. The cat's in the cradle in the silver moon. The water is red in Moon River. pbcc That's a funny story about Kourpt Karl. Preacherman told it with a different ending the stage coach rides low Now we have to change the code to the hideout. The new one is......the bank vault has no combination. Don't tell anybody
Madd Mike #8595 Posted August 23, 2013 Posted August 23, 2013 the combo is written down somewhere has the hand shake changed?
Cheyenne Culpepper 32827 Posted August 23, 2013 Posted August 23, 2013 Spanky is in charge today, but alfalfa takes the lead tomorrow, pb
Wyatt Posted August 23, 2013 Posted August 23, 2013 has the hand shake changed? Yep......Till further notice http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbtGrUle3CE
Cheyenne Culpepper 32827 Posted August 24, 2013 Posted August 24, 2013 the hen is about to strike! pb
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted August 24, 2013 Author Posted August 24, 2013 "what da ya think I am.....A Radio"? ..........Widder
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted August 24, 2013 Author Posted August 24, 2013 Lets see if I got these stories correct... ShyAnnie wants to give Wyatt some guns and alot of money. Wyatt wants to take some of that money and cross dress at the next Cowboy shoot. He thinks he can win Lady GF category. Madd Mike is keeping an Alien from Area 51 at his house serving as a college student/live in house maid. Cowboy Rick just bought a new sports car. Yep, I think that just about covers it all. ..........Widder
Calico Mary Posted August 24, 2013 Posted August 24, 2013 Then Wyatt kin take sum of that there money of Shyannie's and bring hisself out to Pawnee Station a week from tomorrow, and I'll larn him ta shoot Lady GF......IF he has the guts.....and is willing ta shave his pits.....
Cheyenne Culpepper 32827 Posted August 24, 2013 Posted August 24, 2013 fer sum reason stocks in pits just rose, as has razors, an wyatt bought readin glasses. the monkey is swinging from the tree...
Cheyenne Culpepper 32827 Posted August 24, 2013 Posted August 24, 2013 Iwl meet yu at the waterhole...
Wyatt Posted August 24, 2013 Posted August 24, 2013 Where do I start? Widder....Hope is more like it. Tuff competition from the ladies and tailor is not sure he can finish the hem on my dress in time. Backup plan is to enter in the Town Drunk Zombie category. Mary.....Been shaving my pits for years, that just how I roll. Got a private jet on standby. Used Pbcc's credit card, waiting on the cash. Sign me up if you get there before me. Pbcc......What can I say after that. I have never heard anyone speak the plain truth with such conviction to the art of cooking pancakes MM......Elvis, true that, he called to ask for left handed camouflage coffee mugs
Calico Mary Posted August 24, 2013 Posted August 24, 2013 Wyatt, I'z gonna make shur yer on my posse, just bring the dress wit ya and let me no whut color of thread I need, I kin fix that hem up real good fer ya!
Madd Mike #8595 Posted August 24, 2013 Posted August 24, 2013 the proof is in the pudding after the cat left the cradel and the high m00n is rising
Buck D. Law, SASS #62183 Posted August 24, 2013 Posted August 24, 2013 Rendezvous where the fish that don't fly fly.
Charlie T Waite Posted August 24, 2013 Posted August 24, 2013 Rendezvous where the fish that don't fly fly. Then contemplate why hotdogs come in packages of 10 but hotdog buns come in packages of 8.
Wyatt Posted August 24, 2013 Posted August 24, 2013 Don't poke the bear up hill down wind on Monday after 1:00 pm in a month with an R in it during an odd numbered year
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted August 24, 2013 Author Posted August 24, 2013 BR-549 Oh yea, the coveted code of top shooters to help calm their nerves before a stage run. The five rounds in each revolver are named BR-549. Its takes their minds off being too tense. Which reminds me: Ole Jawbone goes to see his psychologist about his dreams. He tells his psychologist that one night he dreams that he's a TeePee. And another night, he dreams he's a Wigwam. Doc says: 'There's nothing wrong with you.....you're just too tents". ..........Widder
Cheyenne Culpepper 32827 Posted August 25, 2013 Posted August 25, 2013 Wyatts dress wunt need no him, he's tall as a palm tree, he leans bout as much as wun tuu. The cat is in the bag, but the mouse is free pbcc
Madd Mike #8595 Posted August 25, 2013 Posted August 25, 2013 Then contemplate why hotdogs come in packages of 10 but hotdog buns come in packages of 8. real cowboys put two hotdogs in one bun (those are just code words) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTb9ij9Gd0I
Buck D. Law, SASS #62183 Posted August 25, 2013 Posted August 25, 2013 Then contemplate why hotdogs come in packages of 10 but hotdog buns come in packages of 8. The answer has recently been declassified: This is done in order to allow government purchasing agents to buy buy 4 packs of hot dogs (4 x 10 = 40) and five packs of buns (5 x 8 = 40) and get bulk pricing. When purchased in truckload lots with a few $640 toilet seats averaged in, the hot dogs end up at ball park prices, but the toilet seats prices are not as crappy. This has led to combining $436 hammer purchases with eggs. This is showing promise as the eggs arrive scrambled...saving even more money. It's all about efficiency!
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