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Just as long as zombie-zombie marriage is not legalized!

I'm okay with that but I draw the line at Zombie-Werewolf nuptials.

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I'm okay with that but I draw the line at Zombie-Werewolf nuptials.

 

I would, too...IF there was any such thing as werewolves...which there AIN'T!!

 

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Couple zombie questions 1. Why don't zombies eat each other? 2. How long can a zombie last without food and water? Vampires and werewolves are magical so they can get by. But there seems to be a lot of zombies and just a few real people for eating. Inquiring minds want to know.

 

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I would, too...IF there was any such thing as werewolves...which there AIN'T!!

 

:ph34r:

Yup, no such thing as, "werewolves". MT

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z72/marshaltroop/palewolf.jpg

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Couple zombie questions 1. Why don't zombies eat each other? 2. How long can a zombie last without food and water? Vampires and werewolves are magical so they can get by. But there seems to be a lot of zombies and just a few real people for eating. Inquiring minds want to know.

 

The O'Meara himself

 

Zombie's got no brains, that's why they don't go after each other! They want your brains!

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I beg yore pardon! Lon Chaney Jr WAS a werewolf!

 

SO THERE!

 

A very misunderstood one, fer sure, and he had sensitivity problems, BUT HE WAS A WEREWOLF!

 

No, Larry Talbot was a werewolf. Lon just played him in the factual biography, The Wolf Man. ;)

 

Bela Lugosi however was a REAL vampire.

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With all the talk about how best to dispose of zombies, have you all thought about a more likely scenario? Knowing today's society and how minnows in California can keep farmers from irrigating thier crops to feed people, a Highway in Tennesse stops in the middle of nowhere since there is a rare fish in a creek that they are not allowed to cross over, has anyone considered the fact that someone would tell us we can't defend ourselves from zombies? I can see it now; "zombies are really a peaceful group, only the fanatics want to eat your brain." It would soon be a crime to harm a zombie since "Zombies should have equal rights". Zombies should be allowed to marry or adopt other zombies. Zombies should be allowed to marry or adopt non-zombies. PITA, greenpeace, ACLU and others would all go to court to stop efforts by the police to defend us against zombies. soon laws would be enacted. banks would have to lend to zombies (even though they can never pay back the loan since they don't work). After that companies would be forced to hire zombies and a certain percentage of their workers would have to be zombies or be sued and fined. Soon it would be a crime to stand your ground against a zombie. Some poor fellow will end up in court when he harms a zombie who scared him while walking home from the store. Hornady will be sued for making anti zombie ammo. The target makers will be sued for making zombie targets. states will pass anti head shot laws. It might even be declared that to deprive a zombie of your brains is against the law and how you should "share" with those who are less fortunate and how we all should pay our fair share of our brains to those who need them. :lol:

 

With logic like this . . . you deserve a seat in Congress...... :wacko::huh:-_-

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No, Larry Talbot was a werewolf. Lon just played him in the factual biography, The Wolf Man. ;)

 

Bela Lugosi however was a REAL vampire.

 

I stand corrected, but I still believe in Zombies, Werewolves, Vampires, Trolls, Cupacabras, Leprechaums, and any and all assorted little green men!

 

In fact, 'bout four days ago, after a number of mango flavored Vodka shots , I think I saw a number of the rascals crawling 'round my bed! :P :P :ph34r: :ph34r:

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