Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 Arthur Savage is well known for the 1899 Savage rifle but he also invented the ..... ......! Radial tire and detachable box magazine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Scatterbrain Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 For all you uncultured heathens: And another: "I may have to move fast, and I don't need too much ____ to hold me back." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Scatterbrain Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 Guv-mint.... Guv-mint Yurp. Where is that man when we need him most? Anybody know this one? "When ol' Sour Puss catches you, they're ..... ....... ......." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Complicated Lady Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 MY BEER !! Is that the same as "Here, hold my beer while I kiss your girlfriend"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 I thought I had flatulance once but I was mistaken Never trust a _ _ _ _ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Complicated Lady Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 Never trust a _ _ _ _ skinny cook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 Hi Folks, I've got two for you. So similar but not identical. 1. Yo ho ho and a bottle of ______________. 2. Yoho and a bottle of __________________. Betcha someone here knows. Regards, Allie Mo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Kris Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 Hi Folks, I've got two for you. So similar but not identical. 1. Yo ho ho and a bottle of ______________. 2. Yoho and a bottle of __________________. Betcha someone here knows. Regards, Allie Mo 1) RUM 2) {I want to say Whiskey but I'm not sure....} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Scatterbrain Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 1) RUM 2) {I want to say Whiskey but I'm not sure....} Please tell us the answer to your earlier one! "When ol' Sour Puss catches you, they're ..... ....... ......." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 1) RUM 2) {I want to say Whiskey but I'm not sure....} Yep, number 1 is rum. Number two is incorrect. I betcha Flint knows the answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Kris Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 Please tell us the answer to your earlier one! Sorry for the brain teaser. It wasn't meant to be. It's an old threat, primarily against young'ns to get them to behave. How many times in old tymie TV or in the movies for example The Three Stooges, did you hear, "Why when ..... ...... gets a hold'a you they're gonna ..... ....... .......". {whoop your behind}, {tell your folks}, {slap you silly} and so on. There is no real answer. I wanted to see what other folks would come up with to finish it. {The rules did say anything goes..... } Sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 Yep, number 1 is rum. Number two is incorrect. I betcha Flint knows the answer. Hint: Yoho and a bottle of ___________________! Has a two word answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Scatterbrain Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 Hint: Yoho and a bottle of ___________________! Has a two word answer. Brass Monkey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 rye whiskey, rye whiskey, rye whiskey I cry..... if the whiskey don't kill me then I'll live till I die........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Kris Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 Hint: Yoho and a bottle of ___________________! Has a two word answer. Well, you know much more about this subject than I. My only other guess would be "Apple Pie"........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 Nope! Come on y'all! You can do better than that. BTW, after his birthday party, IIRC he had many (I'm thinking 18; but that can't be right ) gallons of the "stuff." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Scatterbrain Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 Coca Cola? Dr Pepper? Chocolate milk? Pepto Bismol? Orange juice? Rubbing alcohol? Shoe polish? Hair gel? Maple syrup? Brown vinegar? Vanilla extract? Olive oil? Corn syrup? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 Yoo Hoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 Where is Long Jim? He knows! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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