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[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

Arthur Savage is well known for the 1899 Savage rifle but he also invented the ..... ......!

 

Radial tire and detachable box magazine.

[Old Scatterbrain]

For all you uncultured heathens:

 

And another:

 

"I may have to move fast, and I don't need too much ____ to hold me back."

Edited August 12, 2011 by Old Scatterbrain

[Old Scatterbrain]

Guv-mint.... Guv-mint

Yurp. Where is that man when we need him most?

 

 

Anybody know this one?

"When ol' Sour Puss catches you, they're ..... ....... ......."

[Complicated Lady]

MY BEER !!

Is that the same as "Here, hold my beer while I kiss your girlfriend"?

[Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172]

I thought I had flatulance once but I was mistaken

 

Never trust a _ _ _ _

[Complicated Lady]

Never trust a _ _ _ _

skinny cook

[Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217]

Hi Folks,

 

I've got two for you. So similar but not identical.

 

1. Yo ho ho and a bottle of ______________.

 

2. Yoho and a bottle of __________________.

 

Betcha someone here knows.

 

Regards,

 

Allie Mo

[Calamity Kris]

Hi Folks,

 

I've got two for you. So similar but not identical.

 

1. Yo ho ho and a bottle of ______________.

 

2. Yoho and a bottle of __________________.

 

Betcha someone here knows.

 

Regards,

 

Allie Mo

 

 

1) RUM

 

2) {I want to say Whiskey but I'm not sure....}

[Old Scatterbrain]

1) RUM

 

2) {I want to say Whiskey but I'm not sure....}

Please tell us the answer to your earlier one!

 

"When ol' Sour Puss catches you, they're ..... ....... ......."

[Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217]

1) RUM

 

2) {I want to say Whiskey but I'm not sure....}

Yep, number 1 is rum.

 

Number two is incorrect.

 

I betcha Flint knows the answer.

[Calamity Kris]

Please tell us the answer to your earlier one!

Sorry for the brain teaser. It wasn't meant to be.

 

It's an old threat, primarily against young'ns to get them to behave. How many times in old tymie TV or in the movies for example The Three Stooges, did you hear, "Why when ..... ...... gets a hold'a you they're gonna ..... ....... .......". {whoop your behind}, {tell your folks}, {slap you silly} and so on. There is no real answer. I wanted to see what other folks would come up with to finish it. {The rules did say anything goes..... } Sorry

[Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217]

Yep, number 1 is rum.

 

Number two is incorrect.

 

I betcha Flint knows the answer.

Hint: Yoho and a bottle of ___________________! Has a two word answer.

[Old Scatterbrain]

Hint: Yoho and a bottle of ___________________! Has a two word answer.

Brass Monkey?

[Rye Miles #13621]

rye whiskey, rye whiskey, rye whiskey I cry.....

if the whiskey don't kill me then I'll live till I die........

[Calamity Kris]

Hint: Yoho and a bottle of ___________________! Has a two word answer.

 

Well, you know much more about this subject than I. My only other guess would be "Apple Pie"........

[Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217]

Nope!

 

Come on y'all! You can do better than that.

 

BTW, after his birthday party, IIRC he had many (I'm thinking 18; but that can't be right ) gallons of the "stuff."

[Old Scatterbrain]

Coca Cola? Dr Pepper? Chocolate milk? Pepto Bismol? Orange juice? Rubbing alcohol? Shoe polish? Hair gel? Maple syrup? Brown vinegar? Vanilla extract? Olive oil? Corn syrup?

[Blackwater 53393]

Yoo Hoo

[Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217]

Where is Long Jim? He knows!