Grizzly Dave Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Miss Rebecca is Mr. Murphy's personal groomer. Mr. Murphy is a 125 pound Komondor (Hungarian sheepdog) dog. Today he went in for his annual grooming. When she lifted his tail to trim his fluffy butt, he let loose with a load of diarrhea that covered her from head to foot. Miss Rebecca got a REALLY big tip today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg Hair, SASS #29557 Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 I understand Miss Rebecca WAS Mr Murphy's personal groomer?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted June 7, 2011 Author Share Posted June 7, 2011 Naw, she said she still loves him, I did hear her mumble something under her breath about moving and not leaving a forwarding address, don't know what that was about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Seems to me the rule about "don't stand behind a cow when it's tail is lifted" should also apply to big dogs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Grizz, I told you to quit feeding him cats... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Couldit be that Mr. Murphy was playin' "gubbermints" an' pretending that Miss Rebecca was the "constituents" ........ ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Jake1001 Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Couldit be that Mr. Murphy was playin' "gubbermints" an' pretending that Miss Rebecca was the "constituents" ........ ??? Well, that's a load of crap.Just sayin' Big(what's got his tongue firmly planted in his cheek)Jake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Dang, Grizz... sounds like food poisoning to me - yup, surely does! Ya ain't been givin' that poor boy any cottage cheese now, have ya...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted June 8, 2011 Author Share Posted June 8, 2011 He did order the cottage cheese at the restaurant last night... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 He did order the cottage cheese at the restaurant last night... :D Yup... I thowt so! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 Grizzes i am not sure there is a tip BIG enough to make up for that.. lol.. I mean I gas, chewing up my cosmetic bag (JJJ's don't tell Barnes I mentions it on line)... and waking me up at 2am to play.. (gee thanks Rats)... none of those compare.. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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