Utah Bob #35998 Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 ....to the Libyan situation. Just saw Motormouth Ghadaffy on the news denying that there are any demonstrations and that his people all love him and the trouble is being caused by Al Qaeda giving out hallucinogenic gummy bears and stirring things up. What we need is a counteracting force here. Forget the Marines. Forget naval air power. I have contacted friends in the DOD and forwarded my outline for a quick end to the problem. We need a personality as large as Krudaffy but with a larger ego. Someone who can single handedly bring the wacko to his knees. Someone so delusional that even Muleammar will realize he's met his American match and he needs to throw in the towel, which I understand is a black velvet Elvis one that doubles as his prayer rug. But I digress... Time to out crazy the crazy man and fight fire with fire. It can be done without bloodshed. I say... ....send in Charlie Sheen! If we can afford his salary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 I'm sure he probably owes some court ordered community service for something... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 It just might work. He might also be delusional enough that we could convince him he is a Navy Seal. He starred in a movie about them once! He said himself he is special! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Harley, #14153 Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 I like a lot of his movies and shows, but he's become the personification of hubris. I wonder how his dad, Martin, feels about his latest ranting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Ears Wilson, SASS #77948 Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 Hard to know who to vote for in a battle 'tween the two... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 I think we should send our last Nobel Peace Prize winner over for a sit-down with Qua-daffy and convince him to go back to community organizing! If that does not work, then Al Gore needs to let him know how badly he is affecting global warming with all of those fires, etc.! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 ....send in Charlie Sheen! Maybe we can send him over to the Wire as well. They sure have been cranky over there lately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easy Emily SASS #73673 Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 Well you know the only drug he is on is "Charlie Sheen" and just for good measure send Lindsay Lohan with him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 ....to the Libyan situation. Just saw Motormouth Ghadaffy on the news denying that there are any demonstrations and that his people all love him and the trouble is being caused by Al Qaeda giving out hallucinogenic gummy bears and stirring things up. What we need is a counteracting force here. Forget the Marines. Forget naval air power. I have contacted friends in the DOD and forwarded my outline for a quick end to the problem. We need a personality as large as Krudaffy but with a larger ego. Someone who can single handedly bring the wacko to his knees. Someone so delusional that even Muleammar will realize he's met his American match and he needs to throw in the towel, which I understand is a black velvet Elvis one that doubles as his prayer rug. But I digress... Time to out crazy the crazy man and fight fire with fire. It can be done without bloodshed. I say... ....send in Charlie Sheen! If we can afford his salary. [/quot Hollywood is odd, huh? lol... These people do not risk their lives, well maybe a fan might rip off a sleeve or something, and yet they manage to make a huge amount of money and then whine about life.. lol... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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