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48 minutes ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said:

When you've been Crotchety long enough you graduate to Grumpy and it becomes irreversible.

 

Grouchy is something you catch from your kids and grandkids.  It generally goes away when they do.  If it doesn't you graduate to Crotchety

 

Cranky comes and goes and Irritable is a bowel syndrome.

 
Perhaps I used the wrong descriptive!  I passed grumpy years ago!!  Ill tempered, impossible to satisfy, often offensive, foul mooded, irascible, overly critical, detestablly spiteful, acid tongued, contrary old SOB!!

 

If you don’t believe it, ask my mom!!

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You’d get no argument from Schoolmarm!! :lol:

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On 2/16/2022 at 5:08 AM, Blackwater 53393 said:

Never made the club!!  They killed the thread before I could get it done!

Never killed it.  It's still alive in my freezer.  CRYOGENICS RULE!!!

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Can't rightly be sure, but I think that Rev.Willie ? Has the membership list....

Who has the membership list ???  Speak up.

 

Jabez Cowboy 

Can't rightly be sure, but I think that Rev. ? Has the membership list....

Who has the membership list ???  Speak up.

 

Jabez Cowboy 

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Just how old does one who's cantankerousness gets worse every passing day, either at work, because of work or in traffic need to be? I'm sure I have the BP, BA and the onset of RA to qualify. I certainly maintain a respectful menagerie of the other apparent agent defined in the title. ;)

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On 2/17/2022 at 2:30 PM, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

 ........ unless somebuddy whizzes in the "memes" thread ........   :blush:

Watinell is a "meme"?  Sounds like some litti kid wanting attention.  "Me! Me! Me!

 

'Nother made up word to confuse old folks. It's elder abuse and I don't know who to report it to.

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On 2/16/2022 at 9:38 AM, Mud Marine,SASS#54686 Life said:

Just a bunch of damned kids. I was too old to be a member!

Not unless you were born before the battle of Bull Run.

 

Great alias: Bull Runn.

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SO!!  Is there going to be a path to membership created for those of us who are otherwise qualified but were, for whatever reason, unable to join before the old thread was laid to rest??

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3 hours ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said:

Watinell is a "meme"?  Sounds like some litti kid wanting attention.  "Me1 Me! Me!

 

'Nother made up word to confuse old folks. It's elder abuse and I don't know who to report it to.

 

 ........ I never was able to figger it out, .... not even after Pat Riot tried to explain it .....   :blush:

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9 hours ago, Blackwater 53393 said:

SO!!  Is there going to be a path to membership created for those of us who are otherwise qualified but were, for whatever reason, unable to join before the old thread was laid to rest??

Simple: announce that you are one and you are one.  Very simple.

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6 hours ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said:

Simple: announce that you are one and you are one.  Very simple.


Per instructions provided above:

 

I AM BLACKWATER!

 

I AM A GRUMPY OLD FART WITH A GUN!! 
 

(many guns, to be completely truthful)

 

now, GET OFF DA LAWN!!

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16 minutes ago, Blackwater 53393 said:


Per instructions provided above:

 

I AM BLACKWATER!

 

I AM A GRUMPY OLD FART WITH A GUN!! 
 

(many guns, to be completely truthful)

 

now, GET OFF DA LAWN!!

 

C'mon man, get the slogan right at least :P

 

GET OFF THE LAWN!

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1 minute ago, Tyrel Cody said:

 

C'mon man, get the slogan right at least :P

 

GET OFF THE LAWN!


*spelled as pronounced*

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7 hours ago, Blackwater 53393 said:


Per instructions provided above:

 

I AM BLACKWATER!

 

I AM A GRUMPY OLD FART WITH A GUN!! 
 

(many guns, to be completely truthful)

 

now, GET OFF DA LAWN!!

THE LAWN.  Do it right.  Lots of folks don't and I don't recognize their membership.

 

Two demerits!

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@Blackwater 53393I hate to say I told you so, but....

 

1 hour ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said:

THE LAWN.  Do it right.  Lots of folks don't and I don't recognize their membership.

 

Two demerits!

 

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I’m NOT concerned. Demerits are the badge of honor for an Outlaw like me!!

 

(and my Outlaw pin is pure silver)

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