Cat Brules Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 A husband brings home a buddy after work for dinner, unannounced. His wife begins to scream and his buddy just says nothing, shocked. "My hair looks terrible and I don't have my makeup on! The house is a mess, and the kids are being monsters. The dog peed on the carpet and the dishes aren't done. I'm still in my pajamas, I'm stressed out and I dont want to cook. So you'll just have to order a pizza... but only cheese 'cause that's the way I like it. And why the hell did you bring him home unannounced in the first place?" The husband looks at her and says "Because he's thinking of getting married." :-). :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Original Lumpy Gritz Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 OLG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 First hand experience! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 MUCH cheaper , to learn how to cook CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-BAR #18287 Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 MUCH cheaper , to learn how to cook CB https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-p0zn3PijY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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