Grizzly Dave Posted June 19, 2013 Author Share Posted June 19, 2013 Can't take them on an airplane neither. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 Maybe I can hide them in my shoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted June 19, 2013 Author Share Posted June 19, 2013 Good luck with that, now I reckon you ain't been on an aeroplane in a while, now you have to take off yer shoes and get them exrayed to make sure you ain't got no knittin needles in 'em!! It's strange, but after I take off my shoes everyone behind me finds another line to be in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 SAVE time FLY barefoot CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 If you go nude, do you have to go through the metal detector? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted June 19, 2013 Author Share Posted June 19, 2013 Yup, just in case you have something, well, in a bodily orifice. They make ya take off yer belt, then stand in this thing that goes around ya and hold up yer hands, last time I did that I was wearing shorts and they started falling down... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 Tmi TMi TMI CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 'Bout ten or eleven years ago, I was visiting Half-Breed Pete one weekend. At the end of the visit, he asked me if I'd mind dropping him off at the tiny San Luis Obispo airport, as he was going to embark on his very first ever commercial flight - initially via puddlejumper - to one of the Carolinas, I believe... Faced with baggage limitation, he came up with a typical Half-Breed Pete solution: His check-in luggage was packed with various bits of equipment and gunsmithing tools; his small carry-on with extra socks and underwear; and he literally wore every other item of clothing he was taking along. Sheesh...! He looked like a bearded, broken-nosed Michelin Man!! And wouldn't you know it - the X-ray machine was busted! They had to unpack and inspect everything, had him remove a few layers of clothing, but when it came time for the boots, well.... they knew they were in trouble! And since in his wrapped condition he couldn't reach 'em, some poor aeropuerto employee had to do it for 'im. I almost choked laughing so hard - both at him and at the collection of other passengers looking on with frank astonishment! So on the knitting needles, mebbe you could get a medical waiver. Tell 'em you need 'em to scratch itchy spots you can't reach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 Well, now there is a thought. Saloon is always good for a thunk or three. I just came in from outside. On my way, I had to pass my MEC press, just sitting there smiling at me. Soooo, what can a feller do, but I fondled it a little. I know, I am a dirty old man..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted June 19, 2013 Author Share Posted June 19, 2013 I would have thought you could find something better than that to fondle... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 What could be better? My Rockchucker press? Did I tell you how smoooooooth that MEC is? Like wet glass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 The nice feller from Outpost Armory just called and said that my new Lee 7.62x.39 three die set was in and on it's way to me!! OHBOYOHBOYOHBOYOHBOY!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 YEAHBUTT! THEY WON'T FIT MY VIRTUAL WINCHESTER 06. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 with everyone , doing all this VIRITAL loading and WO** ya think , I ortta do something NAW , BREAK TIME CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 Chickasaw has coffee. Bring your mug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 BMC ain't coffee time LIQUOR TIME CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 Hey.... a stiff slug o' whiskey just sorta sweetens up a nice mug o' strong coffee.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 why , water down the WHISKEY CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 Taste better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 Oh, not at all...! It's to sterilize the hoofprint water the coffee's made with! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted June 20, 2013 Author Share Posted June 20, 2013 Well maybe I'll load up those last 200 that are ready for powder and lead and then get back to shot shells tomorrow. Or maybe not. Only thing I know for sure is that I'm turning the alarm off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 Grizz just how does one , temporaly turn off a rooster ? CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 A hatchet works but it ain't so temporary! Makes supper easy though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 BMC a double dose of #9s , helps out with the pluckin CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 Tenderized the meat also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 BMC that be too much like wo** CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted June 20, 2013 Author Share Posted June 20, 2013 well miz grizz just said something about her making some breakfast and did I want some, so I reckon I'll just hang around here a while.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 Shooting a chicken? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 SHOOTIN it ain't that hard , all the rest that goes with , is when it gets UGLY CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted June 20, 2013 Author Share Posted June 20, 2013 shot one with a 308 once, got it right at the base of the neck. Stupid thing to do as we just tossed the remains, but some hawk or coyote probably appreciated it. The stupid things you do when you are young. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 Chickasaw, you is in the neighborhood, call Mr. Tyson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 BMC I think , I will LIVE trap the critter and find him a NEW home , close to someone I want to ANNOY CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 A good crate and a notched stick with a loooooooong piece of string attached to the stick should be big medicine for a strutting rooster. Oh, yeah, don't ferget the corn kernels in under the crate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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