Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 A farmer drove to a neighbor's farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. "Is your dad or mom home?" said the farmer. "No, they went to town" said the boy. "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?" asked the farmer. "No, he went with Mom and Dad" the boy answered. The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, and mumbled to himself. "I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message" said the boy. "Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant". The boy thought for a moment... "You would have to talk to Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the pig, but I don't know how much he charges for Howard." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 That joke is almost as old at you Okie, but still funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 I don't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virgil Ray Hality, SASS# 37355 Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 I don't get it. Dude! Stud services are NOT free! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 Now you tell me. I been working for nothing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oklahomabound Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 ...do we need a carbon dating service to determine the real age of that joke??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted October 24, 2012 Author Share Posted October 24, 2012 ...do we need a carbon dating service to determine the real age of that joke??? You laughed, so shut you pie hole, you old coot... and put yer teeth back in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted October 24, 2012 Author Share Posted October 24, 2012 That joke is almost as old at you Okie, but still funny But not as old as your underwear. Take a club to them already... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheyenne Culpepper 32827 Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 I ne'er herd et bfour,,,,,brought a gud laff and smile to ma face thanx Cheyenne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EE Taft Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 Me either! Maybe it was time to recycle it for the younger crowd! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 Old as dirt, I tell ya ! No........ What............ OLD...ER DIN DIRT ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellowhouse Sam # 25171 Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 Older than a bottle of Shinola I have but then most don't know do they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hacker, SASS #55963 Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 ...do we need a carbon dating service to determine the real age of that joke??? That joke may be a fossil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virgil Ray Hality, SASS# 37355 Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 Now you tell me. I been working for nothing? At least expect dinner and a movie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 But not as old as your underwear. Take a club to them already... If I catch you snoopin in my drawers agin I'm gonna sick the dog on ya! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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