Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 Enjoy your day GG ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Logan #12252 Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 Thankx for the post, now to figure out what to do.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marlin Buckhorn,SASS 51727 Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 What is #'s 14 & 15? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noz Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 #8 and #19 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted April 6, 2012 Author Share Posted April 6, 2012 What is #'s 14 & 15? Try here http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=4587348 GG ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Logan #12252 Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 1 Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. 3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. 4. There is great need for a sarcasm font. 5. How on earth are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? 6. Was learning cursive really necessary? 7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood. 8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died. 9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind-of tired. 10. Bad decisions make good stories. 11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day. 12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again. 13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to. 14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. 15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well. 16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Light than Kay. 17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option. 18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger. 19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said? 20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters! 21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever. 22. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time. 23. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important. Ladies.....Quit Laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. James H. Callahan Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 I'm convinced there's no way to "fold" a fitted sheet. The trick is simply to wad it up in a semi-orderly fashion good enough to suit your wife. JHC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 #23. Tentacular? Is that supposed to be "testicular"? Because I'm pretty dang sure I ain't got no tentacles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 I'm convinced there's no way to "fold" a fitted sheet. The trick is simply to wad it up in a semi-orderly fashion good enough to suit your wife. JHC Better still, leave that chore to her!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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