Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 I can see her house from my family room. I watched as she got home from work this evening.I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway. She knocked on my door... I rushed to open it. She looks at me, and says, "I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long! Are you busy tonight?" I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!" Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?" MAN... IT'S NO FUN GETTING OLD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 I can see her house from my family room. I watched as she got home from work this evening.I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway. She knocked on my door... I rushed to open it. She looks at me, and says, "I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long! Are you busy tonight?" I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!" Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?" MAN... IT'S NO FUN GETTING OLD Y'all reckon Wildcat put her up to that?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 I hope so. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notso Slim, SASS #67301 Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Watch that dog. He'll pee on the rug. Don't ask me how I know. Slim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The O'Meara Himself Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Some clues that your'e getting older: 1. The first time a really nice looking 18 year old girl calls you "Sir". 2. When you get the first AARP membership request and your not even 50 yet. 3. The first time they give you the senior discount without asking. There are more, but I can't remember them. The O'Meara Himself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Dan Troop 70448 Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 I can see her house from my family room. I watched as she got home from work this evening.I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway. She knocked on my door... I rushed to open it. She looks at me, and says, "I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long! Are you busy tonight?" I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!" Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?" MAN... IT'S NO FUN GETTING OLD In ancient times a eunuch was used to do a womans wants, and her husband, and boy friend felt safe allowing that person to be around the women. HMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmm MT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Phil DeGrave SASS #55202 Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 A TOAST TO WIVES AND GIRLFRIENDS, MAY THEY NEVER MEET!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paladin Gun For Hire Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 So that's where she moved to, boy I'm going to miss that dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Chance Morgun Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 Some clues that your'e getting older: 1. The first time a really nice looking 18 year old girl calls you "Sir". 2. When you get the first AARP membership request and your not even 50 yet. 3. The first time they give you the senior discount without asking. There are more, but I can't remember them. The O'Meara Himself like this joke was posted in the Saloon not too long ago? Sorry, Okie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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