Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 A man was washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island. After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling. A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was Nancy Pelosi. That evening, the man brought Nancy to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man started to get those feelings again. He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in and leaned over to Nancy and told her he hadn't had sex for months. Nancy batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him. He said, 'Take the dog for a walk.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacknife Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 But it didn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 old joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted December 21, 2011 Author Share Posted December 21, 2011 But it didn't. Happens GG ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted December 21, 2011 Author Share Posted December 21, 2011 old joke. Probably GG ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 One Two Three This thread is four. As Big Jake would say... Just Sayin... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted December 21, 2011 Author Share Posted December 21, 2011 Ha LOL! Didn't see them other ones...ooops. GG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 A man was washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island. After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling. A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was Nancy Pelosi. That evening, the man brought Nancy to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man started to get those feelings again. He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in and leaned over to Nancy and told her he hadn't had sex for months. Nancy batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him. Rotfl.. I got it.. I am so happy.. I got a joke.. yippeee.. He said, 'Take the dog for a walk.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Jake1001 Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 One Two Three This thread is four. As Big Jake would say... Just Sayin... Yeppers, I seed all dem other jokes too, but it proves that Nancy is Ugly. Just sayin' Big Jake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted December 22, 2011 Author Share Posted December 22, 2011 Yeppers, I seed all dem other jokes too, but it proves that Nancy is Ugly. Just sayin' Big Jake GG ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gateway Kid SASS# 70038 Life Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 One Two Three This thread is four. As Big Jake would say... Just Sayin... Just proves that the truth cannot be to often repeated Regards Gateway Kid BTW Merry CHRISTmas to you and your family Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 Jan. 21st, 2013. An older gentleman walks up to the main gate at 1600 Pensylvania Ave. He approaches the guard and says, "I want a word with President Obama." The guard replies, "Barack Obama is no longer the president." The old man chuckles, shakes his head and walks away. The next day the old gentleman returns with the same request. Again, the guard gives him the same reply. The third day when the old fellow returns with the same request the guard replies as before. On the forth day when the old man again demands to see "President Obama," the guard explains that the election has been held and Obama is no longer the president. The old gentleman nods and replies,"I know sonny, I just like to hear you say it." The young soldier snaps to attention and salutes, "Same time tomorrow, Sir!" MERRY CHRISTMAS, Y'ALL!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted December 22, 2011 Author Share Posted December 22, 2011 Jan. 21st, 2013. An older gentleman walks up to the main gate at 1600 Pensylvania Ave. He approaches the guard and says, "I want a word with President Obama." The guard replies, "Barack Obama is no longer the president." The old man chuckles, shakes his head and walks away. The next day the old gentleman returns with the same request. Again, the guard gives him the same reply. The third day when the old fellow returns with the same request the guard replies as before. On the forth day when the old man again demands to see "President Obama," the guard explains that the election has been held and Obama is no longer the president. The old gentleman nods and replies,"I know sonny, I just like to hear you say it." The young soldier snaps to attention and salutes, "Same time tomorrow, Sir!" MERRY CHRISTMAS, Y'ALL!!! Yessir! GG ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 Another good one... recycled from '01 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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