Black Angus McPherson 417 Posted December 3, 2011 When, quite accidentally,... Angus Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dorado 395 Posted December 3, 2011 In the theatre President Lincoln leaned over and "pppptttttbbbbbbbbbb" let one rip .... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Woodrow Cahill, SASS # 54363 0 Posted December 3, 2011 ... causing John Wilkes Booth's eyes to water and he began coughing. His pistol discharged into Mrs. Lincoln's bustle ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 826 Posted December 3, 2011 The bustle being of stout construction, the lead bullet ricocheted off it,... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sergeant Smokepole #29248L 39 Posted December 3, 2011 Causin' Honest Abe to..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
G. I. Tarpicker, SASS #998 3 Posted December 3, 2011 .....lose his mind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sergeant Smokepole #29248L 39 Posted December 4, 2011 He never saw it coming... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matthew Duncan 1,245 Posted December 4, 2011 But in rode Robert E. Lee Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskey Business 918 Posted December 4, 2011 And asked Mrs. Lincoln "Other than that, Ma'am, how did you enjoy the play?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grizzly Dave 939 Posted December 4, 2011 "I'm still waiting for the fat lady to sing" she was heard to say. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
G. I. Tarpicker, SASS #998 3 Posted December 4, 2011 Meanwhile, the Lone Ranger, disguised as..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sergeant Smokepole #29248L 39 Posted December 4, 2011 Tonto's gay brother Twinkto Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dorado 395 Posted December 5, 2011 Came up and whispered in Mr.Lincoln's ear... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Angus McPherson 417 Posted December 5, 2011 LOL! Actually, I was thinking "...A hero, who sneezed, abruptly siezed retreat and then turned it to victory. His Medal of Honor pleased and thrilled his proud little family group. While pinning it on some blood was spilled and so it was planned he command F-TROOP!" But I gotta admit this story got me laughing. Angus Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sergeant Smokepole #29248L 39 Posted December 5, 2011 Corporal Agarn is one of us.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
