Black Angus McPherson 457 Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 When, quite accidentally,... Angus Link to post Share on other sites
Dorado 395 Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 In the theatre President Lincoln leaned over and "pppptttttbbbbbbbbbb" let one rip .... Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Woodrow Cahill, SASS # 54363 0 Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 ... causing John Wilkes Booth's eyes to water and he began coughing. His pistol discharged into Mrs. Lincoln's bustle ... Link to post Share on other sites
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 1,028 Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 The bustle being of stout construction, the lead bullet ricocheted off it,... Link to post Share on other sites
Sergeant Smokepole #29248L 40 Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 Causin' Honest Abe to..... Link to post Share on other sites
G. I. Tarpicker, SASS #998 3 Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 .....lose his mind. Link to post Share on other sites
Sergeant Smokepole #29248L 40 Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 He never saw it coming... Link to post Share on other sites
Matthew Duncan 1,578 Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 But in rode Robert E. Lee Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskey Business 1,177 Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 And asked Mrs. Lincoln "Other than that, Ma'am, how did you enjoy the play?" Link to post Share on other sites
Grizzly Dave 962 Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 "I'm still waiting for the fat lady to sing" she was heard to say. Link to post Share on other sites
G. I. Tarpicker, SASS #998 3 Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 Meanwhile, the Lone Ranger, disguised as..... Link to post Share on other sites
Sergeant Smokepole #29248L 40 Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 Tonto's gay brother Twinkto Link to post Share on other sites
Dorado 395 Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 Came up and whispered in Mr.Lincoln's ear... Link to post Share on other sites
Black Angus McPherson 457 Posted December 5, 2011 Author Share Posted December 5, 2011 LOL! Actually, I was thinking "...A hero, who sneezed, abruptly siezed retreat and then turned it to victory. His Medal of Honor pleased and thrilled his proud little family group. While pinning it on some blood was spilled and so it was planned he command F-TROOP!" But I gotta admit this story got me laughing. Angus Link to post Share on other sites
Sergeant Smokepole #29248L 40 Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 Corporal Agarn is one of us.... Link to post Share on other sites
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