I am crooked

[Aunt Jen 0]

Ah! You guys are complaining that my avatar is on its side.

 

What on earth are you talking about? I'm stargazing!

 

AJ

[Spanish Bit Bobb 0]

I've seen Badger orderin' drinks in tha Saloon in tha exact same position.

[Apache Hawk 60642 0]

Uh :unsure: ?

 

 

On my confuser, you look ....uh....how do ya say.......well.......not layin down.........

 

wider......thicker......but not fatter !!!!

 

 

 

No man in his rat mind wood say dat !!

 

But still.......I've been acused of not bein in my rat mind at time or tree !

[Utah Bob #35998 8,799]

Not crooked so much as twisted.

You are in the right place.

[Bucky Buscadero, SASS #73085 0]

Well, you are close to breaking the 170 rule!

 

Bucky

[Aunt Jen 0]

:lol:

 

Utah, you have more avatars than James Cameron.

 

Does the 170 rule apply to shooting straight up?

 

AJ

[Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 342]

What on earth are you talking about? I'm stargazing!

 

AJ

 

Laying down on the job again...

[Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 342]

I've seen Badger orderin' drinks in tha Saloon in tha exact same position.

 

I've seen Badger SHOOT in tha exact same position.

[Paladin Gun For Hire 31]

AJ,

We still love ya but my neck is startin to hurt lookin at ya like that

[Aunt Jen 0]

My avatar is on it's back.

 

I've uploaded it 4 times, now. I know: someone told me to crop it square, but I don't think it'd look good that way. I've noticed other pix here that are vertical triangles...

 

But the truth is, I don't like my photos, and this one on its side is the best of them, I think, because you can't see it very well.

 

I could replace it with a blank square?

 

Or:

 

Really, After it happened, I just kinda thought it looked a little funny.

 

AJ

[Aunt Jen 0]

Ok. This is cool:

 

Uno mas reworked my avatar, and I uploaded it again with that new layout.

 

It looks RIGHT when I uploaded it. It was perfect on the page where you upload. But then when I checked it at a post, it was still on my back, but shorter.?????

 

Now: Cowboys and Aliens is coming out next week, so I'm left wondering if there is some alien involvement. I can't prove it's not, so maybe it is? I mean, I'm sure Uno knows what he's doing, and so do I, truly. But when I upload it, it comes out on my back.

 

And that's not a personal comment, as I'm not normally on my back, unless I'm in bed.

 

No! That's not what I meant. I mean, I'm not normally on my back at all. Ever. I even stand when I go to the dentist.

 

AJ

[Aunt Jen 0]

What???????????????????

 

Oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I just looked at it, and it's RIGHT RIGHT

 

How could that be?

 

AH............. before when I uploaded and looked at it on a post, it was shortened into the framework that Uno Mas put it into, but it was laid over the previous on-my-back picture.

 

This one was new, and it went out there right.

 

So....................Thanks, Uno Mas! And you can forget about the Aliens stuff, for now.

 

AJ

[Uno Mas SASS #80082 18]

Me thinks yah outta lay off the cooking sherry for a while...

 

Looks good on my 'puter.

 

If you want the avatar larger, send me the original file and I'll play with it.

 

The Mad Photoshop Skillz -- I haz dem. Or so my nephew says.

[Aunt Jen 0]

Yep!

 

AJ

[Pit Bull Tex 127]

YOU look good standing up Jen,not that you dont look good laying down.Foot in mouth.

[Utah Bob #35998 8,799]

One wonders how our pards in Australia are viewing it.

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 4,299]

I took a BBQ class from Chef Jim Heywood . He had several problem solving tips:

 

Problem: After barbecuing for several hours, my house turns blue.

 

Answer: You have drunk too much beer and fallen backwards. Next time, drink less beer or strap yourself to the barbeque cooker.