Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops. "What are you doing?" he asks. "I'm going to commit suicide," she says. While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity so he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?" So, she does. After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EE Taft Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 AWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!UUUUUUUUgggggggggHHHHHHHHH I knew I shouldn't have come in here!! That's just wrong, Man!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Uh oh, Gunner is trolling for guys again. Get a grip, pard!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rio Grande Slim Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 That boy ain't right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted February 1, 2011 Author Share Posted February 1, 2011 Uh oh, Gunner is trolling for guys again. Get a grip, pard!! That's right cowboy - gots you in my sights!! GG ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 That's right cowboy - gots you in my sights!! GG ~ Gulp! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montana Slick, SASS #64415 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Truth is out now Gunner, weed never have known. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted February 1, 2011 Author Share Posted February 1, 2011 Truth is out now Gunner, weed never have known. Let's dance I won't tell GG ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foul Mouth Frank Shutz Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 The biker should tell it about the new opportunites about open up in the military. Officer material at the very least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG TIM Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 OH MAN that is just sick and wrong!!! But I still laughed!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 Oh man....I'm gonna have to bleach out my mind........... Ohhhhhhh... barf city comin up !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops. "What are you doing?" he asks. "I'm going to commit suicide," she says. While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity so he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?" So, she does. After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......" Gunners you are much worse than I thought.. lol... geesh.. that is bad.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 I think I just threw up a little in my mouth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noz Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 OMG----Keyboad alert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montana Slick, SASS #64415 Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 Really, would just a handshake do? It's the Cowboy Way and Code of the West. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Smokepole #29248L Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 Move over....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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