Gunner Gatlin, SASS # 10274 388 Posted February 1, 2011 A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops. "What are you doing?" he asks. "I'm going to commit suicide," she says. While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity so he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?" So, she does. After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EE Taft 0 Posted February 1, 2011 AWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!UUUUUUUUgggggggggHHHHHHHHH I knew I shouldn't have come in here!! That's just wrong, Man!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 460 Posted February 1, 2011 Uh oh, Gunner is trolling for guys again. Get a grip, pard!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Rio Grande Slim Posted February 1, 2011 That boy ain't right Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gunner Gatlin, SASS # 10274 388 Posted February 1, 2011 Uh oh, Gunner is trolling for guys again. Get a grip, pard!! That's right cowboy - gots you in my sights!! GG ~ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 460 Posted February 1, 2011 That's right cowboy - gots you in my sights!! GG ~ Gulp! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Montana Slick, SASS #64415 0 Posted February 1, 2011 Truth is out now Gunner, weed never have known. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gunner Gatlin, SASS # 10274 388 Posted February 1, 2011 Truth is out now Gunner, weed never have known. Let's dance I won't tell GG ~ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Foul Mouth Frank Shutz 0 Posted February 1, 2011 The biker should tell it about the new opportunites about open up in the military. Officer material at the very least. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIG TIM 0 Posted February 1, 2011 OH MAN that is just sick and wrong!!! But I still laughed!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apache Hawk 60642 0 Posted February 2, 2011 Oh man....I'm gonna have to bleach out my mind........... Ohhhhhhh... barf city comin up !!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deja Vous 0 Posted February 2, 2011 A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops. "What are you doing?" he asks. "I'm going to commit suicide," she says. While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity so he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?" So, she does. After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......" Gunners you are much worse than I thought.. lol... geesh.. that is bad.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rye Miles #13621 4,642 Posted February 2, 2011 I think I just threw up a little in my mouth! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Noz 1,511 Posted February 2, 2011 OMG----Keyboad alert. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Montana Slick, SASS #64415 0 Posted February 2, 2011 Really, would just a handshake do? It's the Cowboy Way and Code of the West. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sergeant Smokepole #29248L 26 Posted February 2, 2011 Move over....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
