Apache Hawk 60642 Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 Well, let's see.... Cuz it tastes good.... It goes great wif food..... Da wife drove me to it....... Makes all da wimmin' look good..... Makes da band sound good..... What's next..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easy Emily SASS #73673 Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 AH a +1 on making the band sound good lol I was in Minneapolis a couple of years ago and ran into the girls I was with and I ran into a bar before a heavy rain. We sat and enjoyed a few beers and found out a band was going to be playing that night. Wow did they sound good after enjoying more than several beers! The next day really realized how bad they were! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spanish Bit Bobb Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 beer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swifty Morgan Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 Martini time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 COLD BEER!!!! Think i will go get one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 AH a +1 on making the band sound good lol I was in Minneapolis a couple of years ago and ran into the girls I was with and I ran into a bar before a heavy rain. We sat and enjoyed a few beers and found out a band was going to be playing that night. Wow did they sound good after enjoying more than several beers! The next day really realized how bad they were! I still remember the one night that I did get far too loaded and heck I am not sure the bank was even playing..lol.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 Well, let's see.... Cuz it tastes good.... It goes great wif food..... Da wife drove me to it....... Makes all da wimmin' look good..... Makes da band sound good..... What's next.... You lost something worth more than gold to you. Cuz you held out until the wedding night you found out your husband is a girl You can't dance, everyone is teasing you, so you get loaded to prove them RIGHT.. lol You don't want to drive home Because the year is 2012 and your a Mayan Someone bought you a drink and it is your very favorite so you can't stop yourself The number one reason for drinking is ..........People yell at you if you act yourself when your are sober, so you drink for an excuse.. lol.. Now myself, I figure they might as well get over it.. cuz drinking or not.. I am me.. lol Yikes.. huh? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Old Man Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 I only drink on special occasions, like if the sun comes up or the sun goes down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 Tequila!!!! Only two occasion I'll consume alcohol. When I'm alone, or when I'm with someone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noz Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 Because the year is 2012 and your a Mayan WAY too heavy!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swifty Morgan Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 Tequila!!!! Only two occasion I'll consume alcohol. When I'm alone, or when I'm with someone. Whooo! Talk about beer goggles! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uno Mas SASS #80082 Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 . Drinkin' reason? This week w@rkin' and dealin' with the Cusstomer, Management, and Management's Butt-Boy. Sometimes the obvious, most effective and efficient solution is the hardest one to get approved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted December 5, 2010 Author Share Posted December 5, 2010 AH a +1 on making the band sound good lol I was in Minneapolis a couple of years ago and ran into the girls I was with and I ran into a bar before a heavy rain. We sat and enjoyed a few beers and found out a band was going to be playing that night. Wow did they sound good after enjoying more than several beers! The next day really realized how bad they were! One time, bout 8 years ago, da wifey, my step-sister and me was headin' out to a cowboy bar. Step-Sister was drinkin' takillya, wifey drinkin' diet pop, me drinkin' whiskey. Da band was good' all rat. I found out da next mornin' cuz my step-sister abd her "new boy friend" woke up at my house. And I don't remember a dadburn thing, except it shore was fun !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted December 5, 2010 Author Share Posted December 5, 2010 You lost something worth more than gold to you. Cuz you held out until the wedding night you found out your husband is a girl You can't dance, everyone is teasing you, so you get loaded to prove them RIGHT.. lol You don't want to drive home Because the year is 2012 and your a Mayan Someone bought you a drink and it is your very favorite so you can't stop yourself The number one reason for drinking is ..........People yell at you if you act yourself when your are sober, so you drink for an excuse.. lol.. Now myself, I figure they might as well get over it.. cuz drinking or not.. I am me.. lol Yikes.. huh? lol Well, aint grttin' marryed gain !!! Give me a whiskey ! Can't dance? Ben der, done dat !!! other whiskey here !! Don't drive when I'm drinkin', period !! I always think it's 2012 wif my Mayan friends ! Whiskeys fer all of'em !! Don't need no excuse to drink. I drink cuz I like da taste ! One more whiskey, once more !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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