Cypress Sun

I'd work with him for the obscene amount of $$$ they pay these people. I would tell him, to his face, "You aren't funny" though.

Yeah, the more money than brains Category.

I don't. I don't like his films and don't think he's funny in the least.

The SSN thing is laughable and shows a lack of common sense....as does posting a picture of a firearm in such deplorable condition.

The instant will do in a pinch if there is nothing else available...but I damn sure am not going to pay restaurant prices for them. Besides that, what kind of restaurant in the South doesn't have real grits available for purchase?

Probably for asking thought-provoking questions. I don't think of Alpo as a "Florida Man" as the term is a (somewhat) recent slang term indicating low intelligence. I think that Alpo is far from a person of low intelligence, quite the contrary. Much of a person's intelligence is acquired through accumulated knowledge. He probably gained a lot of his knowledge by asking questions that others consider 'weird'. I like to think that I've become a smarter person via Alpo's questions.

Those things don't taste or have the consistency of real grits. I went to a Village Inn off of I-4 and US HWY 27 for breakfast before a large match in Orlando once. Asked for grits, they brought out instant grits...I sent it back.

Alpo, a Florida Man, was in the news today when he......

Twelve Iranians died and eighteen were injured today a stampede at a Tehran bingo hall. Caller yelled out B 2 and everyone ran for the exits.

I'm actually surprised that a "dirty bomb" hasn't been already deployed.

Why did I hear banjo music just now?

One thing I noticed in the pictures from Iran is that ALL of the cars that are identifiable are of French manufacture...and they aren't that old.

...with just a pocketknife!

No grits with butter, salt and pepper?

Ah yes, the good ole Florida Man term. Anyone who happens to commit a crime while in Florida or while living in Florida, becomes a Florida Man. I seriously doubt that the vast majority of the so-called Florida Men/Women are actually from Florida.

I notice a theme...

I can't imagine what she'd have done to make corn fritters.

Butter, salt and pepper on my grits BUT WAIT, THERE"S MORE..... I like to put the grits on top of my scrambled eggs, cut the grits into the eggs and spread cold apple sauce over the top of the egg/grits mixture. Grits on top of over easy eggs and then mixed together (no apple sauce) is a good meal. Also like shrimp and grits. Fish and grits is good too. Fish fried with a grit coating is pretty good also. Grits with redeye gravy as Hardpan suggested is a good dish too.

I always ask for extra tenacles!

That's the ONLY way to eat a crawdaddy. Problem is, you can't just eat one...dozen or more....with sauce....good sauce....damn....I'm hungry now.

I always mute the sound for all sports that we watch. Baseball, auto racing, football and yes, bowling....doesn't matter = muted. Won't unmute unless what is apparently being said seems important to the event. A couple of weeks ago I actually unmuted a commercial and rewound to the beginning of it. Jack Links commercial with Bigfoot and Yeti as best friends with the background song Best Friend by Nilsson. Dammit, I liked it.

I don't think that the people that put the background music in the commercials ever listen to the words or research the artist. For example; During Christmas a car company had a commercial implying that the family in the car is headed home for Christmas. The song playing in the background is Home Sweet Home by Motley Crue. The lead singer is (of course) Vince Neil, the same Vince Neil convicted of drunk driving and manslaughter for a DUI crash that killed a passenger in his car. Band member Nicki Sixx was also involved in a DUI (drugs) but got out of it somehow. A drug commercial (not an ED drug) uses the song All Right Now by Free, The song is about picking up a woman in the street for sex and has nothing, not even remotely, to do with the drug or it's effects. A well known cruise line (ocean cruise) had a weird commercial featuring a woman on a cruise ship experiencing various activities on the ship. The commercial used the song White Rabbit by Jefferson Airplane, a song describing an acid (LSD) trip. Hey, just what I want on my overpriced cruise...a woman tripping out on acid. There are many more, I just can't remember them now. I think that all commercials are annoying as hell but they are especially annoying when the background music is loud or it is obvious that the commercial maker has no clue what the background song is about or the history of the artist. Okay, my rant is over also.

Well, it appears that we won't be going to the movies today. Mrs. Sun isn't feeling good and doesn't want to go.

This^^^^ OR...it could be someone else....did they ask for payment in DQ 'nana splits?

Thanks for the follow up but you have to give them your E-mail to read it. I'm glad that they dropped all of the charges and let him go if he paid damages to the drone. The Lake County Sheriffs Department deserves a little credit also for playing it cool. Lake County is a 2nd Amendment sanctuary county also. I had to laugh when he said "I can't breathe, I can't breathe."