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Cypress Sun

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  1. Let me guess, just e-mail his buddy who just happens to have exactly what you're looking for.
  2. The elevator "Close Door" button has been disabled in ALL public elevators in the United States. Quit pushing the damn thing...it doesn't do anything!
  3. To see the tattooed lady, the bearded lady, the fat man, the wolf boy and the slowest humans in the World...all you have to do is go to WalMart.
  4. OOOH, a bullet hole through the cranium would make the illusion even better!
  5. Yep. That was one of the drawbacks of the wing windows of old. Great for giving a breeze to the driver or passenger but diverted wasps/bees in also. I got stung at least twice because of it. Another drawback was that they made it easy for someone to break into your car, although it wasn't all that hard to do anyway. I still wish wing windows were on vehicles though.
  6. DON'T be behind this guy at airport security. Trust me on this.
  7. See how well that worked for her! I always try to have a Plan A, Plan B and a SHTF Plan. Having multiple plans have got me this far, so I'll continue it.
  8. Rednecks just go to family reunions to pick up girlfriends/boyfriends. At least, that's what I heard.
  9. Hmm, I must have missed that day in geometry class. In reality, I went to one week of geometry class and never went back. Got away with it too...until the grades came out.
  10. The scarecrow said "The sum of the square roots of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side." Said the same thing, the opposite way.
  11. Isn't that the opposite of what the Scarecrow said?
  12. I always wonder if Gary Busey and Boris Johnson were somehow related.
  13. Do we have to boycott Munster energy drinks now?
  14. Eye In The Sky...boy that brings back some memories. The sun in your eyes made some of your lies worth believing...what a great line!
  15. Kids do get kidnapped, even within sight of their house. https://www.tampabay.com/news/crime/2023/07/27/jennifer-odom-case-arrest-hernando-county-florida/
  16. ....and the plastic bin...NOW WITH BONUS LID!!!
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